SRK: Thank you... Salaam, Ram Ram, Asalam walikum (sorry if i mispelled), satsriakaal, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. I am Shahrukh Khan and get ready to play KBC with me. Im the film industry we never ever bad mouth anyone, so by listening to the compliments that people give one another, we have to figure out how much they dislike us. Like, really... Like if someone watches a film and says, Sir what an amazing movie, mindblowing! They really want to say that the film was boring. Or if someone calls and says, sir what a film! My wife loved it. That means: the man didnt like the film and the wife didnt even watch it. And if someone says, Shahrukh da ( brother), what an intellectual film, what an off beat film. That means: The guy wants to ask that what a pathetic film, if you got a financer for it, then how did you get one? But after seeing KBC people have told me that I look Cute, handsome and Dashing. The people from the industry wont lie to me. I am actually cute, handsome and dashing. (smiles) Thank you. And before you think otherwise I want you to understand that I have a great player in front of me from Hyderbad, VVL Raju, who has won 25 lakh Rs. With him is brother, R. Raju. (to the brother) SRK: say yeah! R.Raju: Yah! SRK: Very good! Our fastest finger first contestants can also play with us and can win 2 lakh Rs at the end of the game. So is everybody good to play? Everybody, lets play KBC. (quest) Raju: I have no clue about this. SRK: Not a clue at all? Thampu? Raju: Thampu. SRK: Thampu means No in his language Raju: Thappu SRK: Oh Thappu sorry. But in Chinese Thampu means no (smiles) Raju: I want to use the last life line. SRK: Phone a friend. Who do you want to call? Raju: My nephew Chaitanya SRK: Chaitanya (explains the life line). Hello? Is thats Chaitanya. How are you? (speaks english, so I wont translate) In front of me is VVL Raju, he is playing very well. But he is stuck on a question. (reads the question) Raju: It finishes fast. SRK: Not fast, I told you, you have 30 seconds. You acted like you had 30 mins. You were relaxed (laughs) Raju: I was confused between C and D. I wasnt sure. I want to hug you. SRK: Why didnt you give Chaitanya the 4 choices? Raju: There wasnt time SRK: No time? (then reads it fast for him) Raju: Wow SRK: VVL Raju, wants to take the 25 lakhs and leave. i had the most fun with him. But before you leave, what woud you have chosen? Raju: D SRK: Is D the right answer? No B, is the correct answer, Well done. Your wife wont hit you. Youre taking with you 25 laks. Are you happy? Raju: very happy SRK: Congratulations...come and hug me. Raju: Thank you sir. SRK: (hugs him) That was abs. wonderful! Now its time for the har seat hot seat contest (reads the quest). Answer the question quickly and take a break. I along with my 10 contestants are waiting for you. Thank you and take a break.