KBC episodes in Hindi (transliterations)

Discussion in 'KBC Translation' started by sanusandhu, May 9, 2007.

  1. sanusandhu

    sanusandhu Ullu-Club-Member

    Sonal has posted Transaltions in KBC section.
    These are only transliterations to help non-hindi speaking users read what Shahrukh and contestants are actually saying in Hindi.

    EPISODE 1
    S - Aaj puure ek saal ke baad main Shahrukh Khan unlock krne jaa rha hun – Kaun Banega Crorepati. Is show ka yehi maksad hai ki main aapse sawal krun aur aap sahi jawab dekar do crore rupay aur mera pyar saath le ja saken. Lekin yahan aane se pehle mujhse itne sawal huye hain kbc ke bare mein ki main unmein se kuch sawalon ke jawab dena chahunga – agar aapki aagya ho to!
    Pehla sawal – kya aap shudh hindi ka paryog krenge?
    Dekhiye mujhe hindi ke paryog se kadapi kisi parkaar ki aapatti ya sankoch nhin hain prantu ati shudh shabdawali prabhut avem vilakshan jan ko to karnpriye lagegi kintu janmanas ke antrkaran mein smavisht hone mein kinchit asmarth hogi. Samjhe?? Main bhi nhin. Main aap logon se usi bhasha mein baat karunga jo aap bhi samajh saken aur main bhi samjah paaun.
    Doosra sawal – kay aap lock karenge?
    Ji nhin main lock bilkul nhin karunga. Main sirf zyada talk karunga, youngsters ko rock karunga, aur kabhi-2 apne jokes se aap logon ko shock karunga. So lets freeze that!
    Aap kis kism ka coat pehenge? Kaala coat pehenge? Bnd gale ka coat pehenge ? tie ke saath coat pehenge? Lamba coat pehenge?
    To main aap ko bta dun aap jaisa chahenge main vaisa coat pehenunga. Aap chahenge to main petticoat bhi pehen lunga !!
    Ab mujhse to bahut ho gye sawal. Ab sawal jawab unse karte hain jo pichle saal bhar se hot seat par dubara bethne ka intzaar kr rhe hain. Us waqt uke samne the Mr. Bachhan – Bachhan sahab, lekin aaj main unhe aamantrit krta hun is umeed ke saath ke who aur aap sab bhi mujhe yahan dekh kar niraash nhin honge.
    So please welcome …
    Welcome Prasenjit, Aap bilkul bhi umar mein badde nhin huye. Wonderful to have you here. Lets play KBC
    Aur ab ek saal ke baad is hot seat par dubara behte hain kolkatta se aaye Central Excise Inspector, Prasenjit Sarkar. Jo pehle bhi apni patni ke saath aaye the aur ek saal ke baad bhi wohi patni ke saath aaye hain.
    SRK - Namaskar, Kaisi hain aap?
    CWife - Bahut Achi.
    SRK - Kya naam hai aapka?
    CWife - Sapna Sarkar
    SRK - Sapna Sarkar , mujhse Sarkar bola nhin jaata. Mujhe bola gya hai ki main aapko bolun – Bodhi.
    CWife - I will be very very glad
    SRK - You will be very very glad ? It means Bhabhi.
    CWife - Yes.
    SRK - Haan? Aap khush hain yahan aa kar ?
    CWife - Bahut – 2
    SRK - To tezi se smile kijye wahan se aur Prasen ko boliye – Best of luck. I love you. Bangla mein kaise bolte hain? Arre aap to sharma rhi hain
    CWife - Woh ghar pe bol diya ..
    SRK - Ohhh ghar pe boll diya.. OK then

    SRK - Prasenjit aap se bahut saari baatein karni hai. Normally hot seat par contestant badalte hain par KBC mein aisa pehli baar hua hai ki jawab dene wala wohi hai lekin sawal puchhne wala badal gya hai. Kabhi bhi duniya mein aisa nhin hua. Aapko kaisa lag rha hai yahan aakar?
    C - Main to apne dost se milne aaya hun jo mujhe 2 crore rupya dene wala hai.
    SRK - Ohhh aapki paison ke dosti hai?
    C - Paison ki nhin---
    SRK - Material dosti kar rhe hain aap mujhse?
    C - Paison ki nhin, dost se mulaqat hoga iski khushi hai aur woh to icing on the cake hoga.
    SRK - Oh icing on the cake hoga? Acha hai. Aisa dost hai – mil lo, hello-hi, kaise ho, 2 crore rupaye bhi le ja yaar. VERY GOOD.
    C - Aur ek baat hai
    SRK - Haan kahiye Na
    C - Maine suna hai ke Don ko pakdna mushkil hi nhin namumkin hai lekin main to yahan do-do Don ko pakad liya – Yahan (points towards Herat) pe pakad liya.
    SRK - Thank you so much.
    C - Is dialogue ko thoda change karna hai.
    SRK - Haan Kahiye aap. Aap batayenge?
    C - Is inspector ke haathon se kisi bhi Don ke bachh niklana mushkil hi nhin namumkin hai.
    SRK - Wah wah very good. Jab main aapko do crore ka check dene wala hounga, tab dekhna kitni tez bhaagta hun. Tab pakad ke dikhana tum mujhe yaar!
    C - Check mere paas reh jayega.
    SRK - Dekhenge.
    ---some game rules---
    SRK - Computer ko kya bolte hain Bengali mein?
    C - Comptuer hi bolte hain.
    SRK - Aaj hum isko bolenge Compaq Da
    C - Compaq Da..
    SRK - Compaq Da kaise ho? Bhaalo bhashi ?

    ---Game starts---
     
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  3. KKhan

    KKhan Well-Known Member

    thanks for sharing it was a good episode the first one just cant wait for the next season
     
  4. Wafa

    Wafa I want my Mom!!! Staff Member

    That's just Awesome Sandeep!! thank you so much:thumb:
     
  5. sanusandhu

    sanusandhu Ullu-Club-Member

    ---Game starts---
    SRK - Compaq da, Prasenjit se aathvan sawal puccha jaye.
    Q - In meinse kaun kolkatta pe bane pulon míen se ik nhin hain ?
    A - Subhash Setu ? Pkka. Freeze krdun.
    C – Haan.
    SRK – Kahon Sharukh Freeze kr do
    C – Shahrukh, dost, Freeze kr do
    SRK – Freeze it
    Pehla -2 sawal hai. Tang nhin karunga. It is absolutely right. Give me 5. Well done. Mujhe aisa kyun lag rha hai ke Compaq da aapse zyada khush hain aur aasan sawal pucch rhe hain? Acha hai. Aap khush to lag rhe hain. Ha Ha Ha. Main bhi bahut khush hua tha jab mujhe pehla break mili tha film deewana se. Aur aap ko break mil rha hai.. KBC ke pehle episode ka pehla break. Kahin jayiega mat kyunki Main yahan aapka intezaar kr rha hun

    BREAK

    Thank you & Welcome back everybody. Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Pehle hi show mein hum aakhiri paanch sawalon tkk pahunch chuke hain. Acha abhi hum paanch sawal door hai do crore rupaye se. Thode se sawal ofcourse mushkil ho jayenge, lekin aaraam se, relax ho kar, soch samajh kar jawab dena.
    Gyarwan sawal ab hai barah lakh pachas hazar ke liye. Ek life line aapki baaki hai. Aur ek option aur bhi hai jo maine shuruaat mein aapko nhin bataya aur nhin chahunga ki aap karen bhi. Jab dil chahe yeh game aap shorr sakte hain. Aap jitney bhi paise par hain, who le kar ghar ja sakte hain. Lekin kyunki yahan par koi quit nhin karta, is liye main ek naya lafaz, ek sentence, uske liye rakha hai. Aap yeh nhin bolenge ke main game shorr rha hun. Aap kahenge Shahrukh mujhe gale laga lo.
    C – Oh that;s great.
    SRK – Yeah that is what it means. You don’t want to play anymore. That doesn’t mean that you have lost. It means that you want to go back home with money you won, which is sensible. All Right?”

    Gyarwan sawal hai barah lakh pachas hazar rupaye ke liye. Tyar hain?
    C – Ji Haan
    SRK – Computer Da, Gyarhwan Sawal Pucchiye Prasenji se.
    Q - JP Dutta ki Umrao Jaan mein kis abhinetri ne usi kirdaar ko nibhaya jise uski maa ne Muzzafar Ali ki fim mein nibhaya tha?
    C – It is C, Shabana Azmi
    SRK – Pucca?
    C – Pucca to lagta hai.
    SRK – freeze karun ya sochna chahenge paanch second?
    C – Freeze kar dijiye.
    SRK – Freeze kar dun. Computer da, Shabana Azmi. C.
    SRK – Will you feel bad if you are wrong?
    C – Mujhe lagta hai ke sahi hai.
    SRK – Lagta hai ?
    C – Dimag par bharosa hai .
    SRK – Dimag par bharosa hai ? Aaj aapke dimag ne koi galti nhi ki. It is right. Answer. Well done. 50 Lakh rupees. Mujshe aap masha allah bhut kaam karva rhe hain. Baar baar mujhse check sign karva rhe hain jo main apne ghar mein bilkul nhin karta. Meri biwi bhut strong hai. Who nhin deti check-veck mere hath mein. Aapki biwi bhut achhi hai. Aap par kafi bharosa rakh rhi hain. 12 hazar pachas lakh rupees ke liye. Aap ka yeh check sign kar diya hai. ENGLISH….Le jayenge ke rakh lun?
    C – aap hi rakihye.
     
  6. sanusandhu

    sanusandhu Ullu-Club-Member

    SRK – Hum yahan se do crore rupaye lekar hi jayenge. Shabash. Dada. Baharwan sawal Prasenji se Pachhis Lakh ke liye. Yeh game bhut high level par pahunch gyi hai.. (ENGLISH..)
    Q – jab rishi narayan ke roop mein bhagwan Vishnu tapasya kar rhe the, to Mahalaxmi ne kaun sa roop dharan kar liya tha?
    C – lagta to hai C, is baar bhi.
    SRK – kuch malum hai is baare mein ?
    C - nhin nhin nhin . Pure guess hai – Pure Guess
    SRK – Main normally pucchta hun , Kaccha -2 Pucca-2. thoda Kaccha-2 hai.
    C – Kachha-2 hai. Ek Audience Poll krna chahenge.
    SRK – Lifeline ka istemaal karenge. Pacchis lakh ke liye sawal hai. Mr. Computer, Prasenjit audience se madad maang rhe hain. Audiene, app log sawal sun chukke hain…ABCD poll pad par apne dabayen aur Prasenjit ki madad karen jo bhut bhut acha khel rhe hain. Apka voting ka waqt shuru hota hai. Now ….. (POLL RESULT) Aapko kya lagta hai ke audience ko malum hoga yeh jawab ?
    Ho sakta hai
    SRK –Yeh sawal thoda sa pechida hai. Mushkil hai. Aisa general general knowledge nhin hai. To general general janta and audiene kabhi kabhar upar nichhe bhi kar sakti hai. Lifelines khatam ho chuki hain.
    No, I would like to quit.
    SRK –Kya bola tha maine? Aisa kaisa phut se aap?
    Oh main aapse gale lagna chahta hun.
    SRK –Haan..Aisa bolo. Pucca isko nhin jawab denta chahte. Pachas hazaar le ke ghar Jana chahate hain?
    C - Agar galt nikla to..
    SRK –Your choice. I think it is good choice. Agar thoda bhut bhi upar nichhe hai to chance mat lo
    C - Aaiye aap se gale mil lete hain.
    SRK –Wohin betho. Main pehle aake gale milunga…Aap bhut bhut achha khele Prasenji. Mujhe bhut khushi hai. 12 lakh 50 hazaar to aapke paas hain lekin jaane se pehle obviously aap is ka jawab to jan_na chahenge. Aap ko kya lagta hai ? Aap is ka jawab dete to kya dete?
    C – Padma flower hi dete Aur shayad sahi hota
    SRK – Computer Da, C. Padm flowe.Oh NO.. Computer Da kehte hain no A Badri Tree sahi jawab hai. To bhut achha kiya aapne so mujhe gale lagakar ghar jaa rhe hain 12lkh 50 hazzar ke satth. Ek baar aur gale lagao. have a long life. God Bless You.

    SRK - Ek saal ka intezaar aur thankfully uske baad itna bada inaam. Main bhut tense ho gya tha. Aur tension ke waqt break lena TV ki puraani aadat hai. Aur hum bhi aadat se mazboor hain. Lekin lekin khel abhi khatam nhin hua hai kyunki abhi bhi hamare dus contestant betaabi se intezaar kar rhe hain hot seat par aane ka. To Zaldi se jayiega and aur se bhi zaldi se vapas aayega kyunki hum sab yahan aapka intezaar kar rhe hain.

    BREAK
     
  7. sanusandhu

    sanusandhu Ullu-Club-Member

    INTRO of new players
    Jeete hain Rama K Guggila. Very nice to have you here. Give me a hug. Are you ready to play Kaun Banega Crorepati ? Aaram se. Beth Gye? Let me tell you a little about Rama K Guggila from Khambam. Telegu Biddha. Kya matlab iska?
    Telegu Son. Son of Telegu Land
    Son of Telegu land. So Son of Telegu land.Yeh ek doctor hain. Doctor Sahib Rama K Guggila jo aaye hain Andhra Pradesh ke district Khambam se isliye naam mein aakhir mein Khambam bhi aata hai. Filmon mein inko bilkul dilchaspi nhin hai. Yeh nhin dekhte filmein. Aur na hi inka koi favorite actor ya actress hai. Kitaben paddne ka bhi inhe koi khas shauk nhi hai. Lekin yeh filmein banana chahte hain. Jee haan. Agar ye yahan se do crore rupaye jeet jate hain to un rupayoin se George Clooney – Kaun hai Ye? George Clooney ko le kar ek film banayenge. Hum mar gaye hain yaar ? Hain? Kya, hai kya? All the best. Aapke saath aaye huye hain inke brother-in-law, Venkatesh Varlu Putta. Yeh aap log mujhko tng krne ke liye to naam rakh kar nhin aaye hain? Huh? Kisi ne aapko bheja to nhin hai ke aise aise naam bolo naamon pe hi fisal jaaye. Pehle show mein hi nikaal dain isko. So Venkatesh Varlu Putta, how are you? Hindi little difficult? I can speak telegu –thodi bhut main bol leta hun. Mereko malum hai ke Telegu land se sab Biddhas mujhe daantege. Can I call you Venky please? Venky Venky bulaun chalega? Ok Venky Thank You.
    Hamare samne, aap jaante hain, hamare Computer Garu hain. Garu mujhe aata hai kyunki hamare bhut bade-2 film directors aur photograpshers jo hain, south Indian hain. Main aapse sirf yeh pucchnna chahta hun ke aap kisi bhi actor ko pasand nhin karte? Koi? Please? Vannkam?
    Pasand karta hun phir bhi Telegu actor ko pasand karta hun.
    Kaun Kaun Se?
    Mahesh Babu
    Mahesh Babu ko main jaanta hun. Fantastic actor. Mila hun main unse. Bhut acche actor hai, Mahesh Sahib. Aur?
    Aapko bhi pasand karta hun.
    Shahrukh babu?? Main kar skta hun main.
    Main films nhin dekhta hun maga Don bhi dekha, Aapka kabhi alvida na kehna bhi dekha.
    Uncha bolo. Drro matt. Bilkul bhi Sharmao mat yaar.
    You were simply stylish
    AwwStylish…mujhe bhi sab log yehi kehte hain stylish ho acting nhin aati hai tumko. Style maar lete ho bss. Abb isse pehle aap se aur baatcheet krun, KBC ke rules bacche bachhe ko pta hain to baddon ke liye rules bta dun. Bachhe to sab jaante hain.
    RULES
    Rama K Guggila. Aapko kya bulaun main pyar se?
    You can call me Ram
    Ram..Guggila, Guggila, Guggi. Guggs
    Guggs agar aap thode se bhi tense ho jayen to paani maangna mujhse. Thodi sib hi preshani ho. Massage bhi karta hun. Haan sachhmucch. Mere main dhanda yehi hai – massage karna. Acting to aise hi side business hai. Ready hai khelne ke liye? Shuru karen
    Khel?
    Pehla sawal – Film KANK mein Samarji Talwar ka nickname kyat ha?
    Sexy sam..
    Kaun sa Sam?
    Sexy .
    Sexily bol na.
    Main aap se pucchan chahta hun ke aapki sex appeal ka raaz kya hai?
    Main Idli-Dosa bhut khata hun. Raat mein jaldi so jata hun. Sharab Cigratte nhin peeta. Aur jhoot bhut bolta hun. Kya bolte hain? Freeze karun – Sexy Sam?
    Answer is right.
    Doosra sawal- carrom ke khel mein lal rang ki disk kya kehlati hai?
    Main bilkul nhin khelta carrom.
    Carrom Bilkul nhin khelte? Kya khelte hain aap? Thoda bhut to malum hoga. Carrom. Gitiaan hoti hain usme.
    King hona chahiye
    Haan? Lifeline hain . Use them.
    King hona chahiye lekin main Audience poll lena chahugna.
    Audience poll lijiye kyunki King to sirf main hoon
    Guggs uses audience poll
    Don’t be nervous yaa. Relax kro. Massage krta hun aa kar.
    ****Massages Guggi***
    Aaram se. Ab jawab de do.
    Audience ke saath jaunga.
    Ek break le rha hun. Thoda Tension krta hun. Come back soon.
     
  8. sanusandhu

    sanusandhu Ullu-Club-Member

    Welcome back..
    Computer kehte hain ke answer King nhin, Bishop nhin, Draaunga nhi. Queen hi hai.

    Teesra sawal hai – Paramparik roop se Venkatagiri saarian kis rajay mein banti hain?
    C – main telegu biddha ho ke bhi is sawal ka jawab nhin diya to bahut galat hoga. Answer A.

    SRK – feeling good ? narkunda? Narchappa? Andvender? Agar kisi file ka extension jpg hai to yeh kis prakar ka file hoga?
    Mera image bddna hai to iska jawab to dena hoga
    Image to badana padgea Guggi
    Right answer

    5 th question – Cricket Question.
    C – yeh record to hamare telegu bidda torre the to iska jawab bolna zaroori hai. B – Vinod Kambli.
    SRK – Freeze krun. B – Vinod Kambi. Absolutely right..Bees haazar rupaye. Aapne ek life line istemaal ki hai, teen baaki hai. Ek nayi wali life line aa chuki hai – who lifeline hai flip the question. Matlab agar aapko sawal achha na lage to, Narkunda, to aap usko badal sakte hain. Right. Sixth question ke liye ready hain?

    HOOTER
    Yeh sound malum hai kya hai? Jin-2 logon ko mujhse jayda George Clooney pasand hai, uhne police pakad ke yahan se le jayegi. Abhi Star Plus ke log aayenge aur aapko qaid kar ke rakhenge kyunki aap hamare roll-over contestant ho chuke hain. Iska matlab hai kal main aapke saath phir se khelunga.
    SEE YOU TOMORROW.

    ENDING REMARKS – Aap sab ko mubarakbad deta hun jo jo yahan khelne aaye- aapko- mujhko bhi- mera bhi pehla show khatam ho gya hai. Main bhut khush hun. I am really-2 happy ke main aap sab ke ghar main aa sakta hun, aapki duaayin pa skta hun, aapko thora sa hasa sakta hun, thora sa aapke saath hass sakta hun. To sare mujshe baddon ko mera parnaam, mere buzargon ko salam. And boys & Girls. MUWAAH.
     

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