Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Apr 26, 2008.
Ill have them up as soon as I watch the episode...stay tuned
SRK enters as usual and this time the kids also enter without the intros
SRK: Welcome...meet my class...and the first one there is Shriya. Milanjeet, and in front of Milanjeet is Sreepurna, and Harry Puttar, Dhairya, and sitting on the end is Anubhav. And I am Shahrukh Khan, you've probably heard my name before. In childhood you were better than your friends in studies, in college you were fast in making girlfriends, faster in catching the train, fast in driving a car, better than your boss, better than your wife at home, but are you smarter than a fifth grader? And if yes, then I take the guarantee in giving you the 5 crores. Now here comes fastly, the trainer, the rappist, Pramod Kumar Tripathi from Indore. I really like that step of yours..this one....and without cheating he won 10,000 rs. and to help him yesterday shriya was here and she can help with one more question.
Shriya tell me what do you think is the most embarassing moment in school?
Shriya: The most embarassing moment is when the teacher asks a question and you dont know the answer.
SRK: and there can be loads of moments like this on the show...pramod...and dont forget that. and you tell me pramod, the most embarassing moment for you was when you got married. its not that i have written that but its what you have written. so tell me why getting married was embarassing for you.
PT: Actually sir you are the teacher of this classroom. and im not that happy, but i had kept this line because i thought of you. in your KBC show at the end you used to say that you have to get veggies and this and that, and i thought that this is the perfect line and youre the teacher too so (what an idiot)
SRK: No no, you shouldnt be embarassed. we should all be proud of our wives, and if we dont say that then when we go home we will get slapped. ok so here are your 9 categories...so go and pick a question with Shriya;s help
PT: Class 2 maths.
SRK: Class 2 mathematics. for 20,000 lets have the question please.
My god is right! When a little kid does this, then i get scared. Shriya has fixed her answer, what do you think?
PT: I think its going to be a square. the word cuboid has the root oid, which means, like.
SRK: like....ok so he is shahrukhoid. meaning like shahrukh.
PT: There is a bit of confusion
SRK: there is confusion in the classroom always.
PT: I would like to cheat.
SRK: You want to cheat off a kid?
SRK: Now this is the most embarassing moment of your life, im telling you. Which cheat do you want to use?
PT: I want to copy.
SRK: Ok, so you want to copy. Press that thing and say that you want to copy off of a little girl.
SRK: Ok show Shriya's answer on the board.
She has said rectangle, and you will have to go with this answer. now is this right or wrong...you said you thought it was a square.
PT: Cuboid meaning it has to be like a cube, so she is correct.
SRK: Youre positive? Anywayz, our kids arent wrong so well done Shriya. But now comes the bad news that this little girl cannot help you anymore, so now you will have to choose another kid.
PT: Im a rapper so i want a rapper to play with me once, so Anubhav.
SRK: Anubhav you tell us what do you want to be when you grow up?
Anubhav: I want to be a prof. cook, sorry chef or an actor
SRK: Oh so its that a chef and an actor cant be the same person. (looks at PT) and what do you want to be when...wait a sec, you are already big. if you win the 5 crores then what would you want to do with them?
PT: with 5 crores.
SRK: youd make a rap song?
PT: i was thinking of an album yes.
SRK: sing 4 lines because we have little time
SRK: wow...choose the next question.
PT: monuments and places class 1.
SRK: do you have an idea?
PT: yeah a bit
SRK: what do you think? Anubhav has fixed his answer already. For 50,000 Rs Pramod.
PT: I want to Taak Jhaank.
SRK: Taak Jhaank?
PT: I think it is _____ (i dont know what he said) but i want to make sure.
SRK: If you give the wrong answer, and if Anubhav has the right answer he can save you...
PT: I want to lock ____
SRK: Are you sure? There is a "safe" cheat.
PT: Ill go with it.
SRK: Ok. but what were you unsure about?
PT: I wasnt sure of the location. I mean i saw the temple in my head but is was a bit dislocated.
SRK: You saw it?
PT: yeah it was as if i was flying by it...
SRK: and it was dislocated. im really liking the english explanations here. but your answer it totally correct!
SRK: Good job, and you have won 50,000 RS. So let move on quickly and the subjects are there in front of you so choose quickly.
PT: Plant kingdom class 3
SRK: You do eat chocolate...
PT: No my wife does. but i only taste it. its written as coco or cocoa.
SRK: What do you want to do?
PT: im sure about it. so ill fix it.
SRK: for 1 lakh you having given the answer cocoa. how sure are you?
PT: in my opinion 100% sure.
SRK: But the right answer is cacao. but since regularly people call it the coco plant youre abs. right!!! So now we will take a tiffin break but for the ppl at home here is some HW. because you will have no break and im a very strict teacher. HW meaning i will ask you 2 1 lakh Rs questions and if you know the answer then you can win that money. so you go ahead and do the HW and ill ask Pramod about his wife and embarassments. So here is the question...
SRK: Sitting in the bedroom what have you made him read?
Wife: whichever subjects he would need to know
SRK: So if today he doesnt pass, you will also yell at him
Wife: Nope. Ill beat him.
SRK: Son Pramod youll come to know the real meaning of Rapping.
Anubhav has already helped you with two questions so he will go and sit down and you can choose the next kid. Ill choose Dhaiyra. (he is so cute!)
And you do remember your promise to me right? Youll have to look at that camera and say that I Pramod bringing shame on the training institution say that im not smarter than a fifth grader.
PT: class 4 general knowledge
SRK: before the question was finished, Harry Puttar, our small Dhairya has answered the question.
PT: he is harry potter.
SRK: Not harry potter but even better! you know the answer?
PT: yes i do. we know it as K2.
SRK: As K2? How do you know?
PT: Ive studied it. so i want to fix it.
SRK: Right answer! Now we have reached the 2 lakh point where you will at least take home 2 lakhs and you still have two cheats to use. and its now serious because in my class whichever kid, like you a good kid, gets to this point, i take his studies a bit more seriously. now the thing is that you will play for 5 lakhs.
PT: Animal Kingdom
SRK: True or false? Little kids know this answer.
PT: I think its correct.
PT: Yes because when i saw National Geo. i saw an elephant's skull and the point where the tusks came out, generally thats where the canine teeth would be.
SRK: You know? so with our skulls the, canine teeth would be coming from there too?
SRK: What do you want to do?
PT: I want to fix it.
SRK: True ok...you were playing well, playing for 5 lakhs and you said that the elephant's tusks are modified canines, and the right answer is...
PT: its right.
SRK: since you said it so lovingly, the answer is wrong...an elephant, is a herbivore and theyre vegans. and those that are vegans, they dont have canines. and now only one thing can save you.
PT: Bachao (safe)
SRK: Yes our Harry Puttar. if he is right then you can win 5 lakhs. and while you pray, we are going to take a tiffin break to see if you will play or not.
SRK: Welcome back to our school...and we are playing for 5 lakhs with Pramod who answered true but the right answer was false. and the only thing that can save him is dhairya. so if he has written true then the game is over but if he has written false then he wins 5 laks. Oh its ok Dhairya, (he looks so sad) its ok, people make mistakes and uncle, Pramod sir also made a mistake. and its that you will take only 2 laks with you. but you have that promise to fulfill.
PT: (says it)
The school isnt over as yet, our next student is a 22 yr old guy, Ali.
How do you feel being here?
SRK: yeah and the handstand you did was awesome. you are a BSC 2nd student right? and youve studied and worked in hard conditions.
SRK: so tell us how you did it.
Ali: My mother has always helped me study...ive always struggled and i have done some jobs in between.
SRK: what jobs have u done?
SRK: so you did this so that you could go further in your studies?
SRK: He has worked very hard and you learn from this that it is important to study...you can read, write and what not and im sure by the grace of god you will be what you want to be. so to help you we all want that you win the 5 crores so ill tell you how you play. (rules)
SRK: Ok also remember that you can leave the game whenever you want but im sure you wont do that. you will play with full force. and by god you will do well! but if you lose you will have to promise me something... (goes on with the same promise)
want to practice?
ALi: why now?
SRK: good confidence! choose your category
Ali: Class 2 Geo.
SRK: At home they call you Nekra kekra. I learnt that your sister calls you that because you are very "nekh" (good souled, great person, etc.)
Ali: just shortened the name.
SRK: How is nekra kekra short?
Ali: it just is
SRK: Ok so the question please...
SRK: wow i didnt think he would answer so quick. what do you think?
Ali: I have a few in my head that are in the east and its one of them.
SRK: You think its one from the east.
SRK: tell me the places that you are thinking of.
Ali: Nepal, bangladesh, bhutan
SRK: there is no other small one?
SRK: and in the south?
ALi: there is only water...sri lanka but it doesnt share a border.
SRK: yeah it doesnt share a border...here the 4 kids have fixed their answer and mili has done the same for 10,000 Rs. its a class 2 question you BSC student! lol.
Ali: I want to Taak Jhaank
SRK: Youre going to look at the paper of a young child and cheat?
SRK: ok then fix it that you want to use the cheat from milan. lets see what he has answered. he has written bhutan. its not necessary that you agree you can also go with your answer.
Ali: ill go with bhutan
SRK: our little boy has given you 10,000 rs.
SRK: we will ask you the next question but before that we will take a tiffin break. i will now ask you the second hw question and when i do that, send in your answers so you can win 1 lakh rs. here is the question...
welcome back. we're playing with nekra kekra who had to cheat on his first question with milan and now we are playing for 20,000 rs.
Ali: class 1 plant kingdom
SRK: Milanjeet has answered the question. and you have to answer for 20,000 rs.
Ali: yes its called photosynthesis.
SRK: photosynthesis? do you want to fix it?
SRK: photosynthesis isnt the right term but you have the right answer. who is your fav teacher in school?
Ali: Nazneen Miss.
SRK: Lets suprise you because she has come here to see your show. ma'am do you think he will win the 5 crores?
Teacher: by god yes.
SRK: what you have taught him, have you punished him..
Teacher: a lot
SRK: what type of punishment, make him hold his ears?
SRK: Show us how, go there and do it, tell Nazneen miss that since you have answered the first question wrong, do sit ups
Teacher: do it.
SRK: lets pray that he does well and what ever you have taught him doesnt go to waste and he brings good to your name. milan has now finished his part, so choose the next student
Sonal, you're simply the best (sounds like the song by Tina Turner )
SRK: Ok, cmon! lets choose the next subject.
Ali: class 3 general knowledge
SRK: Dhairya thinks he knows the right answer, what do you think?
Ali: i think its two cities.
SRK: Which ones
Ali: Kolkata and Delhi.
SRK: out of this which is the first?
Ali: ill go with kolkata
SRK: your answer is correct!
Ali: class 3 indian history.
SRK: Dhariya has used very less time to answer. cmon kids help him and say, zor laga ke (with force), dum laga ke....very good.
Ali: i dont know the name of the dynasty but the person who made it...
SRK: What dynasty was he?
SRK: i think moghul
Dhairya: if youre going to take so much time, can i go home and eat?
Ali: sure bring me something too.
SRK: you still have two cheats.
Ali: ill go with moghul.
SRK: you have to fix it. youre answer is wrong...which means that only one thing can save you and if dhairya has the right answer then you win 20,000 lakh if not then you lose and nazneen miss will yell at you. but we will find out after a tiffin break...
there is one more part left, but i havent eaten as yet so when i finish eating, ill post that up.
SRK: welcome back....with me is Nekhmat who has worked very hard towards his studies...he has loads of dreams which by grace of god will come true. he is stuck on one question...he had answered wrong and now if dhairya has the right answer he will stay otherwise leave the game... do you think he is right?
Ali: yup. he has given the right answer.
SRK: lets see what the others answered....slave dynasty.. lest hope that dhairya has said the same. he has saved you! bow and thank him.
now we have reached 2 lakh, but dhairya has now finished his part, so you can go and sit down....ali pick the next kid.
SRK: you know her, she likes to talk a lot...and very fast. say something really fast for us
Sreeporna: (twinkle little star....etc...)
SRK: you will at least win 2 lakh rs. so choose the next subj.
Ali: class 2 animal kingdom
SRK: as quick as she talks, she also answers fast. do you know what it is?
Ali: its an animal with a tal like this and a horse like face.
SRK: ok...not like a kekra (crab)
Ali: ill go with fish
SRK: how sure are u?
Ali: as much as i know, im sure
SRK: correct! i want to learn that step too
Ali: i copied you from don.
SRK: oh...i do it a bit different. (dances)
Ali: but there is only one DON
SRK: the school bell rang...you have played well and you till have to stay here...sreeporna go there and sit, ill come there to talk with you later. we will bring you back tomorrow to play...you played very well and hopefully youll win 5 crores.
ill tell the kids a story because dhairya is sleepy and hungry so come on kids, its time for khan's story. there was a king and there was a queen, two of them didnt die...but i will end the story here.
Dhairya: its stupid.
SRK: Hey you said tht yesterday too...so now i will never tell a story again. (pouts)
Kids: awww, it was good.
SRK: ok, so then in the next one ill tell a good story. and you saw how simple the story was so you can come here and simply win 5 crores...since we're meeting tomorrow, we wont say alvidaa, but kalvidaa
wow Sonal! you did great job with it!
Thank you sweetie
youre welcome darlings!
great work sonal thank you ..