SRK: (sleeping at the table and the bell is ringing. the lights are out on the stage. he wakes up for a bit and goes back to sleep). Whoa ok, you guys sit down. (kids wake him up). Wow the class started and I didnt realize. What happened is that since yesterday Ive been sleeping in this school. Actually I havent been going home because my son asks me school questions when I go there. And he asks me, "Dad are you smarter than a fifth grader?" But see I get a bit embarrassed because I know for a fact that Im not smarter than a fifth grader. And I thought that if you want to be smarter than a 5th grader then its best to stay here. See I get some money for asking those questions, and I get some knowledge but also you guys get the chance to win 5 crore Rs. Today's new student is 24 yr MBBS Anuradha from MP. Im noticing now a days that God is making girls taller and taller and sending them here. Well at least all of them are taller than me. So Anuradha, before I continue Ill introduce you to the 5th grade class. (introduces). This is Sreeparna, do you want to say something? Sree: Yes I want to say something. SRK: Go ahead Sree: You are looking hot. SRK: I look handsome? Sree: Yup SRK: Totally cool. (goes on to introduce the rest) Anuradha is this your childhood picture? A: Yes SRK: What are you doing, yoga? A: No Im giving a pose. SRK: In the middle of the show Ill make you do that pose also. I want to learn it. And you are very educated. You have done your MBBS A: Yes SRK: And now you're doing your MD. Which is... A: Master of Medicine. SRK: Master of Medicine. Its nice that girls are studying hard and moving our country forward. Ill quickly explain the rules to you (explains them). Also if you want you can leave the classroom but kids, what do we call people that do that? Kids: Bhagoda SRK: Yes and please make sure that you dont do that. Try your best. So give me your hand because I have to make sure you promise me...dont look so worried. A: What can I do sir? Im looking at you and I have become speechless, my hands are also freezing over... SRK: No no dont worry, I wont let them get cold, Ill warm them for you... (aw!) So my deal is (explains the usual). A: Ill probably say it, but... SRK: Should I let go of your hand? A: No please.... SRK: Ok. A: Ill say it but please dont you say that.. SRK: No I never say that...if you're small, tall, black, white, pretty, whatever, I like all types of girls so its ok... so quickly choose a classmate. A: Milanjeet SRK: Are you ready? M: Yes SRK: Ok choose a subject A: Animal Kingdom class 1 (quest) SRK: Milanjeet has fixed his answer A: I think there are in all of them but its also possible that they dont. So, I think it should be false. SRK: You think its false. Zoology and Biology had to have been your subjects. A: Yes but... SRK: And this question is from what class? M: Class 1 SRK: Class 1 question...you probably didnt read about fish. A: No. SRK: What do you want to do for 10,000 Rs? A: False SRK: Anuradha said False, what do you think the answer is right? A: Yes SRK: Your answer is wrong. ( ) There is only one thing that can save you and thats if Milanjeet has given the right answer. Lets have his answer on the board...and he has True. Thats the right answer!