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Ep 7 Translations.

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, May 9, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Stay Tuned.... :thumb:
     
  2. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: (looking hot as possible enters after the children are horsing around on the actual set of the classroom) What does that say on the board? Im Shahrukh sir, you've probably heard the name. Ok so you guys have made me sit on a buffalo? Its ok, Im a really lenient teacher. Im not really strict. After looking at the buffalo I thought that there is a question I want to ask you. Is the brain bigger or the buffalo? By law actually, the buffalo is bigger, the buffalo can be seen from far and not the brain, by size the buffalo is bigger and even by weight. To keep a buffalo you need a big room, but if you think that the buffalo is bigger then your place is in that room with the buffalo, and those that think the mind is greater then their place is here in our school, because it can help you win 5 crores. So without wasting anymore time, Ill call the dentistry student who was being tested since last week, Jyoti Sonkar.

    Welcome back, how does it feel to be here?

    J: Very good.
    SRK: Youre feeling confident? You were dancing nicely...
    J: Im inspired by you.
    SRK: Inspired by me? I dance like that...? Show me that step again....
    J: (dances)
    SRK: Jyoti had already won 10,000 and at that time Dhairya was helping her, so Dhairya please come here fast...Dhairya want to help Jyoti?
    Dh: Yes but on one condition.
    SRK: Which is?
    Dh: No one kisses and pulls cheeks.
    J: Aw I wanted to do that.
    SRK: You can kiss me but dont pull the cheeks. Lets see if she is smarter than a 5th grader!
    J: Class 1 English

    (quest)

    SRK: Dhairya has fixed his answer. What do you think?
    J: s-t-a-t-i-o-n
    SRK: Thats station...
    J: But after the "n" is there an "a" or "e"
    SRK: Its a class 1 question, Jojo and you are a dentistry student
    J: s-t-a-t-i-o-n-a-r-y
    SRK: Sure?
    J: Ill fix it.
    SRK: There was no "e"
    J: When I was writing it, it wasnt matching.
    SRK: Wasnt matching? So you spell like you're wearing clothes?
    J: No....
    SRK: There are blue jeans and a pink top, no its not matching today. I wont bother you much but the spelling is correct. Well done!
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: So Dhairya has already helped you for two questions so he will have to go sit down, so Dhairya you can go but no one will pull your cheeks except me, I'll pull your cheeks. Thank you very much and now please choose the next student.
    J: Shriya
    SRK: for 50,000 Rs choose the next category. Shriya is with you
    J: Class 3 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya answered the question very quickly and fixed it. You know what hippos are?
    J: Yes, but i think they are vegetarians
    SRK: Vegetarians?
    J: Yes
    SRK: You also have three cheats, shall I tell you about them quickly or are you confident?
    J: No no its ok. I think its right
    SRK: So she has fixed it. But have you seen them in zoos?
    J: Yes as a kid
    SRK: Why are you thinking about the zoo? You went to the jungle otherwise?
    J: No, but in the books and TV
    SRK: Oh those...ok. Let me tell you Jyoti that you have answered with lots of thought and patience and your answer is totally right!

    Ill tell them to take a tiffin break but you guys have no break. Im going to give you your first hw question which is....
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Ok Welcome Back! Im dancing here with Jyoti and Im asking her questions for 1 lakh rupees. Jyoti is a Dentistry Student from Mumbai and her parents are also here with us. You guys seem very happy.
    Mom: Yeah
    SRK: Ive heard that you are very strict with her
    Mom: Yeah but I wanted her to go into acting and my husband wanted her to become a doctor
    SRK: So you wanted her to do acting?
    Mom: Yeah
    SRK: So you used to teach her acting?
    Mom: I had make her do a class from theater and singing and dancing
    SRK: She did well?
    Mom: Yeah good.
    SRK: And what acting do you do?
    J: In the classes they used to say to make expressions....like that...
    SRK: Ok, so show us an angry expression
    J: (does it)
    SRK: Ok so now do a dentist's smile
    J: (Does it)
    SRK: Now let us hear a scary laugh
    J: Laugh?
    SRK Like a witche's (laughs like one)
    J: (Does the same)
    SRK: Oh ho, this one is a sweet witch. (imitates her) Ok so the categories are there in front of you so choose the next one and let's see if you know the answer.
    J: Class 4 science

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer and she has fixed it.

    You still have your three cheats. (explains them)

    So do you know any American Inventors' names?
    J: I know some of the inventors
    SRK: Which ones?
    J: Edison, Newton, ... i cant think of anything
    SRK: You have no idea?
    J: Not at all. I think I want to use a cheat
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    J: Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Taak Jhaank with a small little girl
    J: Yes
    SRK: Sure
    J: Yes
    SRK: Say with that beautiful smile that I want to Taak Jhaank from a small girl
    J: (does it)
    SRK: Our little girl here, lets see what she has written. Can we have her answer on the board please?

    L-u-m-i-l-e

    Sh: Lumile actually.
    SRK: You can decide if you want to go with her answer or not. If you are using a cheat, then you cannot quit the game. You have to give an answer.
    J: Ok
    SRK: Think, is the telegraph Lumile or someone else?
    J: I dont remember anything but I also think that this answer is wrong.
    SRK: You think its wrong?
    J: Maybe
    SRK: And nothing is coming to you?
    J: No
    SRK: What do you want to do? You can either go with Lumile, who you dont think its right or give another answer.
    J: I dont think its that...I dont have another option so Ill go with Shriya
    SRK: You want to go with her answer. You want to fix it?
    J: yes.
    SRK: This was for 1 lakh rupees and you fixed Lumile. Let me see what the other kids have written. Samuel Morse is the right answer! Have you heard of him?
    J: No I havent
    SRK: I feel really bad that you are leaving here with nothing but you are a smiling face, and are always smiling, and in life you'll make a name for yourself but at this time, (the promise)
    J: (says it)
    SRK: Give me a hug! Thats very sporting and thank you. And Shriya you also go and sit down...right now Jyoti left without winning anything and Im sure you have realized that people coming to this school, no matter how smart they are, also fail. But the next student that is coming to the classroom is 38 yr old Dr. Satya (something...sorry :eek: ) from Delhi.
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: It feels like today is some sort of Doctor's Special Episode. The tooth doctor has left and now we have here an eye doctor. Ive learned that in school you have never cheated.
    S: My name is Satyabala, Satya-vaadi (meaning one who walks on the path of honesty)
    SRK: So you never cheated
    S: Never
    SRK: We have a childhood picture of yours. How old were you here?
    S: 9 yrs
    SRK: 9 yrs, you were looking very strict. Are you?
    S: Very
    SRK: Very strict? Also with your kids?
    S: Very strict with them
    SRK: How many do you have?
    S: 2, one son who is 11 yrs and one daughter who is 7
    SRK: What are their names?
    S: Satyavrath and Aprajitha
    SRK: Him also Satyavrath? So there is no chance of cheating at all?

    Also tell me, if you win the 5 crores from here what do you want to do with them?
    S: I didnt even think about the 5 crores as of yet, because coming here is a big thing for me. Meeting you is more than winning 5 crores...
    SRK: You like my eyes?
    S: A lot! And if I win the 5 crores its like icing on the cake, and then Ill think about it
    SRK: Ok then...we want that you win the 5 crores. But let me quickly tell you the rules (explains)

    You can leave the game when you want, we're not as strict as you are...but those that leave we call them...what do we call them kids?
    Kids: Bhagoda (runner....coward....along those lines)
    S: Ok
    SRK: Also we call them dumb, but since you're strict we wont call you that because we are scared of you. And also you have that deal with me...(explains it)

    So choose a classmate from the class.
    S: Sreeparna
    SRK: We're all ready here so lets play...choose your subject.
    S: Health and Human Body class 3
    SRK: ok...but you guys take a quick tiffin break and come back and see if the Doc. wins 5 crores or not
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Playing right now is Dr. D Monty the eye specialist and she has chosen Class 3 Health and Human Body.

    (quest)

    S: My god I never thought that the first question would be like this.
    SRK: How did you think it would be?
    S: Easy
    SRK: It is easy. Sreepara has fixed her answer. She thinks its easy
    S: See identical twins have the same DNA
    SRK: Identical twins are almost like clones you want to say?
    S: Yes.
    SRK: I had done a film called Josh and I was Ash's identical twin. I look like her?
    S: Oh...
    SRK: But I was a fraternal twin, this is identical twin
    S: Yes
    SRK: You dont want to cheat but you have three of them. If you want to use them its ok, you can tell me in my ear.
    S: But fingerprints determines everything
    SRK: Yes. What do you think?
    S: I think that two people cannot have the same fingerprint. I think it is false.
    SRK: You think it is false that it shouldnt be.
    S: Yes
    SRK: See if you are sure then you can fix it but you said that it was a bit tough. But you have three cheats so let me tell you about them quickly (explains)

    I said it quickly because you dont like cheating. So I dont want to pressure you too much.
    S: I think its false and Ill go with it
    SRK: Youll go with it?
    S: Yes...
    SRK: Twins dont have identical fingerprints, why were you saying what you said before. That since the DNA is the same, then why cant the finger prints be?
    S: Right now Im not sure but I felt that it was False.
    SRK: I want to show you Sreeparna's answer on the board. Its also False. It means that if this answer is wrong then even Sreeparna cannot save you. Your answer is RIGHT!
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Take a long breath (pants). Do like that. So now tell me why people call you poodle.
    S: Because my hair is so straight and silky, they used to come on my forehead and cover my eyes.
    SRK: And you dont have any other nickname?
    S: Now what to say? Motu (meaning fattie)
    SRK: Motu? Why motu? You dont look fat.
    S: I was always Motu
    SRK: No you're not fat. Who has come with you? Let me talk to them...
    S: Glenda my sister in law.
    SRK: Hi Glenda. You called her Motu? She looks fat to you?
    G: We used to call her that before. But after she saw your movie I think she also wants 6 packs
    SRK; Oh so she has 6 packs here?
    S: Yeah after OSO
    SRK: Oh so after OSO. I know my body isnt as such that guys would want to copy it, but women want to. (aww :hug: so cute! I love his body as is :D) So quickly choose your next subject.
    S: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest)

    S: 100 years is a century, and 10 years...
    SRK: dassi? no (lol because 100 yrs is saddi)
    S: It does sound like it.
    SRK: Ive heard that in Hindi class you used to hide behind your bag
    S: Yes.
    SRK: Sreeparna thinks she has the answer...
    S: I didnt like my hindi teacher at all
    SRK: You didnt like her...
    S: And I think Im bearing the fruits of that.
    SRK: You will if you get this wrong
    S: Is it dashak?
    SRK: Are you telling me or asking me? Under that poodle hair are you winking at me?
    S: Poodle?
    S: I think its dashak
    SRK: Sure?
    S: Yes
    SRK: If yes then fix it.

    Let me tell you that Sreeparna's answer is totally right. And she has written dashak!
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Thanks Sreeparna for being here, the kids can only help you for two questions so very well done. 100 on 100. So you now have to choose the next classmate.
    S: Anubhav
    SRK: Let me ask you something, if with both eyes you can see 220 meters then how much can you see with one?
    S: 220.
    SRK: Wow you're so smart! You have to win the 5 crores. You're like Einstein. So please choose the next category
    S: Class 2 Geo.

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav has fixed his answer.
    S: Pakistan, Afganistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Nepal, Bhutan and China
    SRK: Asking or telling?
    S: Telling. I think its China
    SRK: You think China. What do you want to do?
    S: Fix it.
    SRK: For 50,000 Rs. Go for it
    S: (fixed it)
    SRK: How sure are you about this?
    S: 100%
    SRK: 100%? Sometimes we are totally sure but then we break down...
    S: Ok.
    SRK: You thought completely?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Sure?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Definite?
    S: Yes.
    SRK: Ok then we wont joke, its the right answer!
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Ok we are playing with Dr. Satyabala and we will take a small tiffin break but there is no break for you guys. You will have the next hw question....


    Welcome back! Right now playing with me is poodle, Dr. D Monty. She has two kids, one 11 yr old son and 7 yr old daugher...Apra...

    S: Aprajitha
    SRK: Aprajitha and Satyavrath. The kids have helped her a lot and it shows because she is at the 50,000 mark having answered three questions without using any cheats. And she doesnt like to cheat anyway, but there are the next categories that you can use from...
    S: Class 1 Astronomy (she totally ignores the kids)

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks he has the right answer and has fixed it.
    S: Mercury, Venus, Earth...think it should be Mercury. It is Mercury
    SRK: Sure?
    S: Fix
    SRK: Ok fix it. Mercury is the right answer!
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Well Anubhav has helped you...well not really just stood there and supported you for two questions. So Anubhav can go back and sit and you choose the next classmate.
    S: Milanjeet
    SRK: Are you good?
    M: Yes
    SRK: Did you do anything mischievous at school? Want to tell us?
    M: I did a bit...nothing big.
    SRK: Small ones, ok what did you do?
    M: So whenever the teacher isnt looking at me, then I do things like that...I started talking with someone else.
    SRK: Talk about films?
    M: Yeah I talk alot.
    SRK: Talk about girlfriends?
    M: No.
    SRK: He doesnt talk about girlfriends, but he will help you. So please choose the next category. You have reached the safe zone where you will at least take home 2 lakh rs.
    S: Class 1 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: Think surely and carefully. Milanjeet thinks he has the right answer.
    S: Ostrich it can be because its surely big.
    SRK: Is the ostrich big or the egg?
    S: Hopefully the egg.
    SRK: Have you ever eaten it?
    S: havent eaten it but I have seen it
    SRK: Seen it. Where?
    S: In the zoo.
    SRK: In the zoo.
    S: Im sure its Ostrich
    SRK: Sure? What do you want to do?
    S: Fix it
    SRK: Ill show you what the kids have written. Ostrich....its the right answer!
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Well done. You are playing very well and now we are going towards the big money questions...5 lakh rs. Again you will at least win 2 lakh rs. So choose your next subject...
    S: Class 3 maths

    (quest)

    S: (explains in English)
    SRK: Milanjeet has fixed his answer
    S:0
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    S: Fix it.
    SRK: You have given 0 as the answer but if you are wrong you will need to take Milanjeet's help. The answer is 0. Right answer!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Well done. You have won 5 lakh Rs. and haven't used any cheats. She is 5 questions away from the prize money...the game is very exciting now so go and take a quick tiffin break. :D

    You guys also take a quick break for those that are reading this, I have a quick errand to run and Ill be back to translate the last part as soon as I get back... :thumb:
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back to KAPPS and playing with us right now is Dr. Satyabala who has already won 5 lakh Rs and her cheats are still all intact. So you have the students there that you can choose.
    S: Dhairya
    SRK: Dont go on Dhairya's size but he is very intelligent. Tell me that when you exercise for your abs then what do you do?
    S: Crunches.
    SRK: Crunches. Will you do it with me? Ill show you for the 6 pack
    S: Sure?
    SRK: If you get this question right then Ill do it.
    S: Class 4 Monuments and Places

    (quest)

    S: I know its more than three hundred
    SRK: (says the same in hindi)
    S: Yes more than three hundred, its more than 350...I think its about 355.
    SRK: 355 you think?
    S: Im pretty sure
    SRK: If your answer is wrong and this small poodle's answer is right then he can save you but if he is wrong then you leave with 2 Lakh Rs. You are playing for 10 Laks and you can be right and save the cheats
    S: Ok Ill go with 355
    SRK: You will walk on the path of honesty, not cheat, and say its 355?
    S: Ill Fix it
    SRK: You think its 355, and I think it too, because I dont even know. But this Compaq baby is telling me that the answer is wrong. That means that even though you dont want to, you have to use a cheat. Lets see what he has written. He has written 340.

    And the answer is 340 and he has saved you.
     
  14. semaay

    semaay Senior Member

    You are too good to be true sweetie ;) :hug:. Thank you very much!
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You have won 10 Laks and now are playing for 20. Its a big amount of money. You want to learn the crunches from me?
    S: I dont mind.
    SRK: Come. This is the technique that Im showing the Doc here. Come sit with me here. (does them and tells her to do it looking up). Now check because Im sure that you have at least 2 packs.
    S: Class 4 Plant Kingdom

    (quest)

    S: I think its the root.
    SRK: The kids will also help. Say, Dum laga ke....Zor Laga ke.
    S: It cant be the leaf. Seed, bark and root. I think it should be root.
    SRK: You think it should be the root? If you're right then you get 20 lakhs but if you are wrong, then you drop to 2. What do you want to do? You have two cheats.
    S: I think Ill use Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Its your choice.
    S: No Ill fix it.
    SRK: Whats the answer?
    S: Root.
    SRK: You know all the options?
    S: Yes
    SRK: The risk right now is 8 lakh rs.
    S: Ill fix it.
    SRK: 20 Lakh rs...what was your answer? Say it loudly
    S: root
    SRK: Your answer was root. Lets see what the kids wrote.

    No one has written Root. Let's see what Dhairya wrote. We have 4 barks and a trunk and your answer is root. If its right then 20 otherwise 2 lakh rs. The right answer is Bark. But you played well. I thought you would use Taak Jhaank. But you went with the idea that you wouldnt cheat. You remember my promise? I taught you the crunches so you will get the 2 packs...

    S: (says the promise)
    SRK: The bell has rung and thats why I cant call another student, but before we go, there wont be a story but a saying. What you can do tomorrow, what you can do today, do now. Meaning call now so that you can come here and have a chance to win 5 crores. So we will meet in 23 hrs and therefore we will say.... kids...

    KALVIDA!!!!
     
  16. kris_aleda

    kris_aleda New Member

    Thank you very much Sonal!
     
  17. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    :hug: youre welcome Simona and Yesim :thumb:
     

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