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Ep 35 Translations

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Stay tuned....will have them up as soon as I can :thumb:
     
  2. sheruka

    sheruka SRK forever

    Thanks dear.:hug:

    Fianlly I caught the last episodes.
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (dancing to Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani in Indian Clothing)

    SRK: In this small Fifth grade class we almost have all of India. This is our full complete class. (there are additional kids today) These kids have come from all different cities. You have met, Dheirya, Shriya, Milanjeet, Anubhav and Sreeparna. But today Ill introduce you to the others. This is Markan. This is Dhanish. This is Devansh. This is sweet little Taruni. These kids have also been with us from the beginning. These kids also studied and worked as hard as the others and when we needed them they were completely ready. Today they will sit with us as our special guests.

    Just like our kids, the contestants had also come from all over India and all sorts of cities. They all did the best of their ability and won lots of money. But today we have 23 yr old software engineer Tarun Chugh. How do you feel?

    T: Great.
    SRK: I was watching your video and you said that by the time that you come here you would lose weight and come. So have you lost anything?
    T: I have made one Ab and Im working on the rest
    SRK: Ok which is the biggest?
    T: This full thing here
    SRK: What do you do?
    T: Im a software engineer. I dont look it but I am.
    SRK: Yeah you dont look it at all. Oh you have come first here....
    T: Oh this was in a race
    SRK: What about studies?
    T: Until the fifth class I was first.
    SRK: Since you have been first until class 5 we will see today how good you are. Who has come with you?
    T: My friends have come here.
    Friends: Hello
    SRK: Hello what are your names?
    Friends: (say names)
    SRK: You think he will win the money from here? Is he intelligent?
    Friends: Yes
    SRK: Sure? Is there any sort of setting with you guys? Like split it 1/3?
    Friends: We have a trip to Goa.
    SRK: Let me tell you the rules, but first off since its the penultimate show there is no roll over contestant. So meaning that whatever level that you are at at the end of the show will be the amount that you will take with you. Let me explain the rest of the rules....(does so)
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose a classmate
    T: Milanjeet
    SRK: Both boys are from Punjab. Choose your subject.
    T: Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: wow thats scary
    T: Very scary
    SRK: Milanjeet has fixed his answer. You have three cheats. (explains)

    This lizzard is about 10 ft long. She is staring at you.

    T: It should be Gu.
    SRK: Gu?
    T: We call it that in the local language.
    SRK: In what language you call it Gu?
    T: She was in our college.
    SRK: In the college? She was studying with you?
    T: The place in our college....
    SRK: First tell me the name of your college.
    T: Bhagat Singh College. It was like a garden over there or something like that and there would be a lot of them there.
    SRK: If in college you would learn the name of who she is that was walking around over there
    T: Guard over there say it was Gu
    SRK: Did you guys run from the school by way of the jungle...because he must have said that dont go because there is a Gho over there. Like we say to our kids like, beta dont go there because there is a boo there. He has called it that but its not its name. What do you want to do?
    T: Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Fix it and say it
    T: (does so)
    SRK: Milanjeet wrote Komodo Dragon. What do you want to do? You can go with what the watch man said or, go with what my child here is saying.
    T: Ill fix what milanjeet wrote
    SRK: Right Answer!
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Let me tell you something. Ill assume that your college was in Punjab....because it says that this Komodo Dragon is only found in Indonesia. It wouldnt be outside of your college that must have been some other Gho. Choose your subject
    T: English

    (quest)

    SRK: Milanjeet thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
    T: Hint?
    SRK: Komodo Dragon! You are a software engineer you must be typing. See when you are learning to type they make you practice this because all of the alphabets are in this sentence.
    T: You have to do Permutation Combination
    SRK: There are only 26 alphabets. See if there is A. I dont see it.
    T: No
    SRK: B? C? Yes...D? Where?
    T: No
    SRK: Then? G? Do it yourself na? V? But its in Over na.
    T: Yes
    SRK: See if you know this sentence then you would have known.
    T: Copy
    SRK: Ok then Fix it. (friends) You know this?
    Friends: Clever dog
    SRK: No that he isnt......Milanjeet wrote Lazy Dog. Dhanish what do you think?
    Dh: Its right.
    SRK: Not clever dog?
    Dh: No lazy dog
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Mili: I helped you twice. So I will have a side deal.
    T: Sure
    Mili: You have to do 10 situps.
    T: Ill do pushups
    Mili: Ok
    SRK: We'll make you get those other 5 abs like this then
    T: How about 5?
    Mili: 7
    SRK: Do them otherwise you wont get the abs like that.

    (does them)

    SRK: Tarun is a bit tired from the pushups so he will take a break but you guys cant. Here is your hw question
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Choose a classmate
    T: Sreeparna....Best of luck. Its not easy for me
    SRK: Tarun said it ahead of time....Choose a subject
    T: Astronomy

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it
    T: Theyre objects that are opaque and if you shine light through it the light doesnt reflect back.
    SRK: Theyre objects?
    T: Not objects....well....I dont know what they are. But light doesnt come back from them
    SRK: Meaning then if I shine light through your ear/head, it wont come out the other way.
    T: Its a black hole
    SRK: (laughs) Yes it is. What do you want to do?
    T: True
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    T: Health and Human Body

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it. You must be having an idea. Why is our color the way it is? Do you have a girlfriend?
    T: No she has left me
    SRK: Dont be sad about that, first answer the question.
    T: I dont know such a simple question.
    SRK: It is simple. There are so many ads on it, its written in all of them.
    T: Bachao
    SRK: You have to give an answer first
    T: Gho
    SRK: Gho? LOL.

    Obviously its wrong. The right answer let me tell you, is Melanin. You knew it?

    T: Yes
    SRK: Melanin. Lets see if Sreeparna wrote the right answer. She wrote Melanin!
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Sreeparna: I have a side deal. Since I saved you, you have to act like a girl.
    SRK: Ok then do a break for me as a girl
    T: Ew move away (like a woman) Lets meet after the break.
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! We have some special guests here. We have the Middle East Winners of KAPPS. Let me come back first and ask Tarun his question.
    T: Yes now only my own intelligence
    SRK: Yes now you cannot trust anyone
    T: No tension from the kids now
    SRK: Yes. Choose your subject
    T: Measurement

    (quest)

    T: 2004 was a leap year. So 29th Feb. would be there and then its false. And if its not leap year then its true. Now the main question is to think whether it was a leap year or not.
    SRK: If youre right then its ok, but you are wrong then you come back down to zero. otherwise you can leave with the money that you have right now. The year that we are playing this game, is that a leap year?
    T: If I asked...
    SRK: Yes...
    T: Is this a leap year?
    SRK: (nods) We are asking each other the same question.
    T: Its not....I think not
    SRK: Dont press it by mistake.
    T: True
    SRK: Shall I show you what the kids wrote? False...but Shriya wrote true. Now what do you think?
    T: Can I change it?
    SRK: How is that?
    T: Change the question na
    SRK: oh the question? not the answer? meaning ask a question that has true as an answer. False is the right answer.

    T: (fulfills the promise)
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: And let me tell you that if you can divide the year by 4 then its a leap year. Meaning that 2004 is a leap year.

    So please welcome our new contestant Rinki Sarna.

    So welcome. You are from Jhansi or do you work/live somewhere else now?
    R: Jhansi
    SRK: What are your hobbies?
    R: Listening to hindi songs.
    SRK: You sing?
    R: Bathroom singer.
    SRK: So if we put on a shower you will sing.
    R: No Ill sing na. The way you say it I will sing.
    SRK: OK.
    R: If you want me to dance, Ill dance with you also.
    SRK: Ill make you do both. Choose a classmate
    R: Milanjeet
    SRK: Choose a subject
    R: Indian Geo

    (quest)

    SRK: What do you think?
    R: Sir thats what Im thinking. It can be Manipur.
    SRK: You have three cheats. (explains) Youre thinking Manipur.
    R: Ill do Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Ok.
    R: (fixes it)
    SRK: Milanjeet has written Manipur.
    R: Ill go with it
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    R: Class 1 Computers.
    SRK: But before we look at the question, here is your hw question....so take a break.

    Welcome back! Playing is Rinki. He chose Computers.

    (quest)

    SRK: Milanjeet thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
    R: Its A.
    SRK: Ok
    R: Ill fix it
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Milanjeet has to go back because he has helped for two questions. Choose your classmate.
    R: Dheirya
    SRK: This is our last contestant episode. So there is no rollover contestant. Choose your subject
    R: General Knowledge

    (quest)

    SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it. What can it be? The kids have all the right answer.
    R: I want to copy
    SRK: Sure?
    R: Yes
    SRK: Youre cheating alot.
    R: What can I do? Theyre sweet...they save you.
    SRK: What I have noticed is that people start to like kids a lot when they come here
    R: Its not that sir. I also have small kids.
    SRK: So since you love them....
    R: I love you too...
    SRK: But i cant tell you the answer. He wrote Raman Effect.
    Dh: If my answer is right, I want a side deal. I want you to do 7 situps and hold your ears.
    SRK: Its right!

    (does the situps)

    SRK: Choose your subject
    R: Class 3 Indian His.

    (quest)

    R: Akbar.
    SRK: You didnt use haste?
    R: Well I have already fixed it, but my bro is there to save me.
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  14. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Dheirya is going to sit down....

    Take a tiffin break!


    Welcome Back! Choose your classmate.
    R: Sreeparna
    SRK: Choose a subject.
    R: Monuments and Places

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that he knows the answer.
    R: Statue of Liberty.
    SRK: Kids say, Dum Laga Ke....Zor Laga Ke...
    R: Ill fix it. Dont look at me like that sir. I get scared.
    SRK: Why you have the bachao cheat.
    R: True but you can nearly kill someone like that. You know my wife is nuts about you.
    SRK: Whats her name?
    R: We call her shalu at home.
    SRK: Youre family has a good choice
    R: There is one movie of yours that I always watch. DDLJ. We have to dance on that song
    SRK: If you win 5 or 10 lakhs then
    R: You wont do it otherwise?
    SRK: Its not that....of course I will. Its the right answer!
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: What does this money mean to you?
    R: I want to start a Pharma co.
    SRK: Choose your subject
    R: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest)

    SRK: Have you heard of it?
    R: No its the first time
    SRK: You havent been in the kitchen?
    R: Im a good cook
    SRK: You dont know this?!
    R: Dhaniya?
    SRK: Fix it then? Otherwise you can have bachao.
    R: (fixes right)
    SRK: Wrong answer. Kids what is it?
    Kids: Methi
    SRK: Methi
    R: They have to be right
    SRK: Its the right answer. The only thing that can save you now is Sreeparna. She wrote Methi!
     
  16. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Sreeparna will go back. Now you have no cheats. But we can dance....

    (dance)

    Choose your subject

    R: Class 1 English

    (quest)

    SRK: 10 Lakhs. Say it out loud
    R: Ba ba black sheep....
    SRK: whats the answer?
    R: 1 bag full of wool.
    SRK: Right answer!
    R: Ill hug you again...

    (bell rings)

    SRK: I had lots of fun playing with you today. You won 10 laks. So what will you do with it?
    R: Ill keep some and some for my daughter
    SRK: Good Luck. You have to look in the camera...
    R: I got saved from saying it
    SRK: You have to say you got saved.

    I got kissed....many dreams have been fulfilled....we will meet tomorrow...so Kalvida!
     

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