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Ep 34 Translation

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Ok guys, I have finished the 33rd Ep. Finally....like I said before, I will do these as I get a chance because of the things that are going on at home... including this one, there are 4 episodes left to do and it will be finished...so stay tuned.
     
  2. Renika

    Renika New Member

    Dear Sonal! :kiss:

    Currently you shouldn`t :nono: think of translations. Your grandfather`s health is much more important :sad:, and you should have a rest to be strong.
    We understand everything, and nobody hurries you.:hug:
    I wish you and your family all the best. :heart:
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Good evening ladies and gentleman. Salaam to the kids, and Pranaam to the elders. Im Shahrukh Khan and here I am presenting KAPPSTH.

    Let me tell you then when I was leaving yesterday I was feeling pretty down that from next week we wont be here....so I wrote what I felt so please listen from the heart.

    I never thought that we would meet in this way
    I will listen to your heart's and I will speak from the heart.
    Whenever someone would come in from those doors
    Not knowing why, I would feel that those people were my own.

    I will always remember the kids' mannerisms
    I never thought that we would meet in this way.
    The nights that I have spent here are better than any dream
    I never thought that we would meet in this way.

    (audience claps)

    One minute, how did I write this so well? This isnt my standard, this was someone else's. Mine is on the other side....

    There was a good looking woman, like an angel
    She used to move on people by standing on the balcony
    When I went to her, her father hit me.

    (praises himself)

    Lets call (cant spell his name...)
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: He has won 10,000 Rs answering the question on Rani Laxmi Bai. So how does it feel being here?
    J: Really Good
    SRK: Your wife is here too....let's say hello to her. Hello how are you? What's your name?
    Wife: Smriti.
    SRK: Love marriage?
    Wife: Yes
    SRK: Not arranged?
    Wife: Yes both
    SRK: Both. What happened first?
    Wife: Love...
    SRK: Where did you meet?
    Wife: Ahamdabad.
    SRK: What were you doing there?
    J: I used to study in Surat so through common friends.
    SRK: You fell in love instead of studying
    J: I studied a bit too
    SRK: You think he will win the 5 crores?
    Wife: There is a chance
    SRK: Milanjeet come back here...
    J: Class 3 General Knowledge

    (quest)

    J: If we see in the epic that the most famous pair of student and teacher, was Drona and Arjuna.
    SRK: The relationship that I have here.....my student thinks that he knows the answer.
    J: I was saying that the Drona award goes to best coach and the Arjun award for the best sportsman. Ill go with Drona and Arjun
    SRK: Sure?
    J: (fixes it)
    SRK: You have such explanation that even I dont know it but its the right answer!
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Milanjeet will go and sit down so that you can choose your next classmate.
    J: Anubhav
    SRK: Choose your subject
    J: Class 1 Indian Geo

    (quest)

    SRK: You have any idea?
    J: Yeah I have an idea. There is Kanya Kumari at the tip. See even Rameshwaram is also on the southern tip. If it is the city I would still say Rameshwaram but Im confused.
    SRK: You have three cheats. (explains)

    (TO Anubhav)

    SRK: You know the answer? If yes then fix it
    J: I want to play it safe. Ill go with Kanya Kumari
    SRK: Go for it then
    J: (does so)
    SRK: You thought of Rameshwaram. Why didnt you fix it?
    J: Rameshwaram faces SriLanka. People also say Kashmir to Kanya Kumari not Rameshwaram
    SRK: Your chance was good. Right answer!
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Your friend has sent you a message.
    J: Ive been placed in a circle of very good friends. One of the best if Fagun, we call him Faggi.
    SRK: What type of a name is Faggi yaar?

    (voice: Our friends had made an OM cult where we used to go to people and ask why are you studying all this? leave it and go on the path of god. (i couldnt make out the rest,,,,) We made sure that the rest of the week JyotiMoi walked around with half a moustache)

    SRK: You have such good friends that they beat you up and cut half your moustache.
    J: They said to leave studies and follow god only
    SRK: I think the same thing yaar. Thats why I did OSO. Take a tiffin break
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    I know that many of you guys understand my situation, and like always something comes up every time. But Im at work right now doing this and I got a call to go to the hospital for my grandfather so I have to leave and as always I promise to finish these translations as soon as I can.
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Playing with us here is Jo, so choose your subject quickly
    J: Class 2 Monuments and Places

    (quest)

    J: Sistine Chapel was painted by Michaelangelo, St. Peter's church is in Rome, but its not techincally Italy because its in the Vatican. So the Vatican in itself is a country. Its Vatican.
    SRK: How sure are you?
    J: 99;9%
    SRK: Vatican City? Want to go with it?
    J: Yes
    SRK: Who are you looking at? Your wife to see if you were right or not?
    J: Inspiration
    SRK: What does your inspiration say?
    Wife: I myself dont know it
    SRK: This is nice inspiration. Now how sure are you?
    J: Still 99.9
    SRK: I'll make it 100% Vatican City is the right answer!
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Anubhav has to go and sit down because he has helped you for two questions. But you can choose another classmate.
    J: Dheirya
    SRK: How come you chose him with such excitement?
    J: He is mindblowingly cute.
    SRK: He is also mindblowingly smart. How did you prepare before you came here.
    J: I thought it would be smart to buy a general knowledge book. As much as I could prepare from it I did. I dont know if it can compensate the studies from class 1 to class 5.
    SRK: I want to give you some good news. We have also made some quiz books. Its not necessary that the questions that have been asked are in there, but there are some new ones so that you can increase your knowledge. There is also a quiz game in there.

    For example, How handsome is SRK on the scale from 1 to 10. Choices are, 10, 10 and 10.
    Dh: Its 10
    SRK: Some really nice questions in there but you can now choose your subject
    J: Class 4 Culture

    (quest)

    SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
    J: Guru Ramanand was a Sufi Saint and out of those three the only Sufi in there is Kabir. So ill go with Kabir
    SRK: Your choice
    J: Ill fix it
    SRK: What do you think?
    J: Hopefully its right
    SRK: How much do you think?
    J: 99.
    SRK: Kabir is the right answer!
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You are at the 2 lakh stage and all of your cheats are still there. This is the safe zone where you can at least take minimum of 2 lakhs home. So kids say once, Dum Laga Ke... Zor Laga Ke...Choose your subject
    J: Class 5 world history

    (quest)

    J: The problem in this question is that there are two Congos. There is one which is Zaire and the Democratic Republic of Congo. One was definitely a colony under Belgium. Also because its captial is after a Belgian King. Im doutbful because I dont know if its France or Belgium.
    SRK: Dheirya is also confused because he hasnt fixed an answer.
    J: It can be that Im totally wrong but if I use logic, the other Congo has to be Belgian because it would have a different name. This has to be France. Ill take God's name and fix France.
    SRK: Dheirya has now fixed his answer. Think it over.
    J: Ill go with France
    SRK: If you are wrong then you have the bachao cheat. Lets see what Dheirya has written. He wrote France. This means that if France is the wrong answer then he cannot save you. What do you think?
    J: This time its like 80-20.
    SRK: I think its a question that anyone can be confused about. Unfortunately France is the wrong answer. The right answer is Belgium. Which you thought was right....you played very well and if I say it from the heart you were one of the best that I had.

    If you ask us then we would all say that you are definitely smarter than a fifth grader. Give me a hug and look in to that camera and lie, and say that you are not smarter than a fifth grader.
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: We still have time in our class so we will call our next contestant but only after a small tiffin break.

    Welcome back! MBA student, 22 years old, from Bhopal, Sahiba.

    SRK: What do you do?
    S: Im doing my MBA in Hyderabad.
    SRK: I heard that you used to be an RJ.
    S: For some time.
    SRK: So tell us how you used to talk in Bhopal then
    S: I used to mimic some actors and musicians. So if we talk about Simi Garewal. (she uses her style and talks)
    SRK: She becomes very emotional for normal things. Like whats today's weather? Its raining, and she would be like Oh My God its raining? I know she would yell at me when she sees me, but I love her. Youre good in your studies? What do you want to do after your MBA?
    S: I want to join my parents' business.
    SRK: What business do they do?
    S: They have Central India's Largest SPA.
    SRK: Spa meaning where they make you naked and do all those things. Someone has come with you?
    S: Yes my mother
    SRK: Hello ma, how are you?
    Ma: Good
    SRK: What is the name of your Spa?
    Ma: Spa treats.
    SRK: You think that she would win the money?
    S: She is very intelligent so Im sure she will do well
    SRK: How intelligent do you think she is?
    Ma: Very
    SRK: Most intelligent girl in Bhopal?
    Ma: Yes
    SRK: You can choose your classmate
    S: Taruni
    SRK: Yes she is our new classmate. Careful darling. Choose a subject.
    S: Class 4 Plant Kingdom

    (quest)

    S: My choice of kid was good but lets see how I answer. There is Vit A, C, its high on roughage
    SRK: You do talk of health in a Spa
    S: Im not really sure...
    SRK: Ill tell you about your cheats. (explains)

    You are going to cheat in the first question? The smartest girl in bhopal!
    S: Mummy I said dont say that
    SRK: She said too much
    S: Yes.
    SRK: What cheat you want to use?
    S: Taak Jhaank.
    SRK: OK then fix it and say
    S: (Does so)
    SRK: Lets see what Taruni has written. She has written Caroten but she means Carotene. What do you think?
    S: She is right
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    S: Ill go with it.
    SRK: Its the right answer!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Thank you Taruni and now choose your subject
    S: Class 1 Soc St.

    (quest)

    SRK: Taruni thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it.
    S: January
    SRK: Why did you press it before you said it? You were sure about the answer?
    S: Please...tell me what Independence day is in Hindi, i know this but i forgot.
    SRK: Youre a RJ you should know the answer. What do you call this in english?
    S: Republic Day
    SRK: Sure?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Why are you worried? Its the right answer!
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    S: The moment that I dont look at you I remember everything.
    SRK: You remember everything? Ok then Ill give you my back as I ask the next question ok?
    S: Done
    SRK: Thank you Taruni....
    S: Anubhav
    SRK: Sahiba thinks that when I look at her she gets confused with the questions and answer incorrectly. So Ill give you a hw question while I work this out but only by showing my back to you.
     
  14. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Choose your subject.
    S: Class 2 English

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer. What was your answer?
    S: True
    SRK: Shall I look the other way?
    S: I was about to faint, forget about thinking.
    SRK: So as youre fainting, try to hit your head on this buzzer.
    S: No ill faint and fall towards you.
    SRK: Ok
    S: true.
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    S: Class 3 General Knowledge

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks he knows the answer and has fixed it
    S: Igloo
    SRK: What did you say?
    S: Igloo
    SRK: Sure?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  16. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Thanks Anubhav, so choose your next classmate.
    S: Milanjeet
    SRK: Choose your subject
    S: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest: which of the following words is an adjective? chair, tomato, cold)

    SRK: Milanjeet thinks that he knows the answer. Your hindi is good
    S: Its really bad
    SRK: You have to cheats
    S: I think its tomato.
    SRK: (repeats answers) otherwise you get the stick. If you get this right then you will at least take 2 lakhs with you
    S: i think its cold
    SRK: Why?
    S: Tomato is a noun
    SRK: Visheshan isnt noun?
    S: Im making a blank fluke. Chair
    SRK: chair?
    S: Chair
    SRK: You didnt think that furniture is visheshan?
    S: I think Im wrong. because it should be an adjective, so it should be cold
    SRK: Now its all clear? Youre definition is right and your answer is
    S: Wrong
    SRK: Cold is the right answer. Lets see what Milanjeet wrote to save you, he wrote cold!
     
  17. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    S: My hindi is so good that i chose milanjeet for this question.
    SRK: But you speak Hindi on the radio right?
    S: Its hinglish.
    SRK: So i want you to look in that camera and announce the break.
    S: Ok (does so)
     
  18. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Choose a subject
    S: Class 4 Geo.

    (quest)

    S: Peninsula
    SRK: Milanjeet also thinks that he knows the answer and you fixed it first and said peninsula. Youre sure?
    S: I know something
    SRK: right answer!
     
  19. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Be careful now because you only have one cheat left and Milanjeet cannot help anymore. So choose a classmate.
    S: Dheirya
    SRK: Choose your subject
    S: Astronomy?

    (quest)

    SRK: Which gases are there?
    S: oxygen, nitrogen, if its frozen water it can be blue,...
    SRK: You can copy but your partner hasnt fixed anything as yet...otherwise you can leave with the amount or take a chance.
    S: Earth is blue because of water. Neptune is frozen.
    SRK: You have some nice theories but I dont know if theyre factual. I always say that 95% the kids remember but whatever I show them they forget.
    S: I have no option, I have to withdraw. You have to fix it and say....
    S: (does so)
    SRK: The answer is methane.
    S: Oh god,.... yes....
    SRK: But its ok you have won 5 lakhs. You have to fulfill your promise...
    S: (Does so)

    SRK: (bell rings) Time to leave my class. But I dont like leaving, but let me tell that these few days that are left in the class, I have remembered what I had learned in 5th grade. I learned that kids are honest through their conscience, but they are rich also. Because they are the ones that are helping us win the 5 crores. Be it if the question is for 1 crore or 5, no question is difficult if, you know the answer. Also finally, its always more fun to be the teacher for other kids....

    Thanks everyone! (dances with the kids)
     
  20. Wafa

    Wafa I want my Mom!!!

    sonal thank you for the awesome work and tremendous efforts
     

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