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Ep 32 Translations

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Jul 25, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (Mohabaatien opening)

    SRK: I am Shahrukh Khan and Im presenting KAPPSTH. Often people ask me, how I can keep working like this and how Im successful. Its an easy answer. Whatever Im in real life, thats my style of acting. Thats why I keep trying to smile. On that smile Simran is crazy about Raj. And because of that Shanti, etc...fall for me. Usually when people meet each other they shake hands, but I make the hearts meet. And thats why the universe helps me meet all of you, my loves. Also my heart is also big. Thats why I become close to you guys. That is how Ill call on Param Aftar Gill on the show.

    Where are you coming from?

    P: Punjab
    SRK: Punjab?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Dont scare me yaar.
    P: Ill speak low
    SRK: Yeah yaar, youre tall and all. Look at your body. Tell me what you do.
    P: I was a Mechanical Engineer.
    SRK: And now?
    P: I left it to prepare for IAS.
    SRK: Good. By god it will happen. And after that what do you want to do?
    P: Then social service.
    SRK: What do they call you at home?
    P: Mickey
    SRK: Mickey?
    P: Yes Mickey mouse
    SRK: Yeah you look like a small, cute Mickey Mouse type. You have dimples too. Who has come with you?
    P: My father
    SRK: Where is he? Satsriakal ji, how are you?
    Dad: Good
    SRK: You think he was good in studies when he was in school?
    Dad: Yes
    SRK: Are you strict with him?
    Dad: Not very strict
    SRK: Your son is very innocent. (in punjabi)
    Dad: Yes
    SRK: Let me tell you the rules (explains)

    P: But I have a deal for you too. If I lose then you have to do Bhangra with me
    SRK: If you lose? Ill do it if you win.
    P: Well I will have to lose one time or another. So either way...ok even if I win.
    SRK: Ok then say it like that. Ill do it then.
     
  2. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Yes you should say that when I win, since Im young we will dance then. Choose your classmate.
    P: Dheirya
    SRK: With this bat here, if you answer wrong Ill have to hit you. Choose your subject
    P: General Knowledge

    (quest)

    SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
    P: Ill have to cheat.
    Dh: If he needs help from me then I want a side deal
    SRK: OK then you will have to do what he says if you want help from him.
    P: Ok
    SRK: Let me warn you that they make you do things that are weird.
    P: Ill have to do it. I dont have a choice.
    SRK: What cheat do you want to use?
    P: Copy.
    SRK: One sec. (pretends to hit him with the bat) So youll have to fix it.
    P: (does so)
    SRK: Dheirya what is your side deal?
    Dh: As he does push ups he will have to keep me on his back
    P: How many do I have to do?
    Dh: 10
    P: Lessen a bit na
    Dh: Nope
    P: 5 yaar please.
    Dh: Ok then do 7.
    P: if you are wrong then you will have to do it
    Dh: How can I pick you up, Ill fall down otherwise.
    SRK: Ok 7 then. Dheirya has written: Gondola
    P: I knew this
    SRK: You knew it? Its the right answer!
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Ok then stand side ways like this and you can sit here. (He counts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 7) Choose your subject
    P: Soc. St. class 5

    (quest)

    P: Desai or Bajpai. There were only these two. Do you know sir?
    SRK: Yes i do
    P: You do?
    SRK: Yes I have the answer here.
    P: (repeats the question)
    SRK: Dheirya has fixed his answer now, but Im not sure if its right or so because he took some time.
    P: Ill fix myself then
    SRK: On your own
    P: Ill fix Atal. Well not him exactly...
    SRK: We know what you mean.
    P: saying god's name Ill fix it
    SRK: Dad what do you think? (in punjabi)
    Dad: Bajpai
    SRK: Ok dad thinks that too...its the right answer!
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You have prepared and come it seems.
    P: But you should teach me some shots na
    SRK: I will but before that lets take a tiffin break.
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Ok guys, I finished the 31st episode and I started 1 out of the 4 or 5 files of this episode. But I need to run out again...so Ill work on it when I get the chance again.
     
  6. Wafa

    Wafa I want my Mom!!!

    Thank you sonal for all your hard work. your efforts are greatly appreciated and we love you for every minute you put in this.:heart:
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    thanks didi :hug: i just feel bad that i had fallen so far behind :eek:
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Playing with me is Param Aftar Gill and he has answered two questions correctly. (in punjabi) He has already used one cheat. So please choose your classmate.
    P: Sreeparna
    SRK: Please choose your subject
    P: Monuments ok
    Sree: (nods)
    P: Monuments and Places

    (quest)

    P: I know this.
    SRK: You know it? Let me read this in English first and then you can tell me
    P: Present Capital right? So the Victoria Memorial
    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer also. So what do you think?
    P: Victoria Memorial. In Kolkata.
    SRK: Sure?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Fix it then
    P: (does so)
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You are now going for 1 lakh.
    P: I want to tell you something Sir.
    SRK: Sure
    P: I have this problem. Im a big fan of yours but people, my friends call me John Abraham. So I feel weird.
    SRK: Why? He is a good looking guy and all. Good guy
    P: But Im your fan. But thing is that after calling me that its like Ive become his fan.
    SRK: Your body is also like his
    P: I was studying so it went down a bit
    SRK: Ok...so choose your subject.
    P: Class 3 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it.
    P: Im stuck again
    SRK: You know what a Koala bear is right?
    P: Yes I know. Its in Australia.
    SRK: Aust?
    P: South east Asia. It stays in the leaves
    SRK: Think loudly. Maybe it will come to mind
    P: It cant be a Bamboo. I want to Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Want to do a side deal?
    Sree: Yes you have to do sit ups. 10 of them
    SRK: Make him do Bhangra na?
    Sree: Ok then do that
    SRK: Do it like a chicken then
    P: No sir, only simple Bhangra
    SRK: Ok then fix it.
    P: (Does so)
    SRK: Sreeparna wrote Eucalyptus
    P: Ill fix it
    SRK: Sure?
    P: I have to.
    SRK: You will be tensed if its wrong?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Thing is that you have played well. And even if you do lose then you should still show us before you leave.
    P: Ok. But with you
    SRK: Yes with me....but you have the right answer!
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: (dance) Well done everyone. Now back to your places. I got tired :p Sreeparna has also helped you twice already so she will go back. Choose your classmate
    P: Shriya
    SRK: Before you do anything let me tell you that I have run out of breath with all the dancing and Im sure Param has also with the dance and the push ups. So let us catch our breaths and you guys take a tiffin break.
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Choose your subject
    P: Class 4 Health and Human Body

    (quest)


    SRK: Just like England, which gland is it?
    P: In hindi what is it called?
    SRK: granthi
    P: Granthi. Its the large Intestine.
    SRK: Is it a gland?
    P: No its not and thats the problem. Its the liver?
    SRK: Its a gland?
    P: Organ. This is the problem sir. I havent heard the word before
    SRK: You havent heard it?
    P: Ive heard England. Ill go with Liver
    SRK: Youll go with it?
    P: Yes. Lets see what happens.
    SRK: Ok then
    P: Ill fix it
    SRK: Lets ask your sister who;s a doc.
    Sis: Its the wrong answer. Its not a gland.
    SRK: The family has given up so lets see if the kids can help. Shriya wrote: Liver.
    P: What now?
    SRK: Its the right answer!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: I have learned one thing that if I ever have a liver problem then I will come to you but not your sister. Choose your subject
    P: Class 2 English

    (quest)

    P: As in the water Reservoirs
    SRK: I say it like that...
    P: But it sounds like its French
    SRK: I was trying it like that...Shriya has fixed her answer.
    P: Reser...then voir, but if there is an "e" or not.
    SRK: say it again.
    P: (repeats) But with an (e) Ill fix it
    SRK: Want to go?
    P: Yes because its the least risk and Bachao is still there.
    SRK: Ok then
    P: (fix)
    SRK: Shall I ask your sister?
    P: ok
    SRK: Sis?
    S: there is no "e"
    SRK: There is no "e". And he has said it. She is right. Its Reservoir
    P: Little kids are like god...
    SRK: Your sister is also younger?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Lets see Shriya's answer....yes good job!
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Shriya will go back. What will you do with the money?
    P: Ill get a car....you know those toy ones? I used to break one everyday thinking that I could take the engine out of it. Doing all that I became an Mechanical Engineer.
    SRK: You have a girlfriend?
    P: Nope.
    SRK: Dont lie
    P: This is all I know...
    SRK: Oh
    P: No one wants to come near me
    SRK: But youre called John and even then?
    P: Im called him but Im not him na
    SRK: Choose your subject.
    P: Class 5 personalities

    (quest)

    P: They didnt call him Munshiji right?
    SRK: No I dont think so. You want to try it then go for it
    P: Ill have to run
    SRK: Whatever you feel
    P: I have no idea
    SRK: None?
    P: Nope
    SRK: Ok then you have to fix it
    P: (does so)
    SRK: Well done. His name was Dhanpat Rai Srivastav.
    P: I didnt know at all.
    SRK: But you have to fullfil my promise
    P: (does so)

    (all the kids run to give him a hug)

    SRK: Param has just left with 5 lakhs but here is a hw question for you guys as well, so please take a hw break.
     
  14. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Welcome our new 18 yr old contestant Shrishti. Sit down. I meant stand up sorry, I was used to sitting. How do you feel?
    Sh: Happy.
    SRK: Nervous?
    Sh: a bit
    SRK: Where are you from exactly?
    Sh: Assam...
    SRK: Is this you?
    Sh: Yes
    SRK: You were in the army?
    Sh: Yes in NCC
    SRK: NCC. You thin you can win the 5 crores?
    Sh: I think
    SRK: Why?
    Sh: Ill tell you....see i have some medals.
    SRK: Not only some but alot. And this also
    Sh: This is for science which i got from the president.
    SRK: From the president for science?! So because of all this you should win the money from here. Choose a classmate
    Sh: Sreeparna
    SRK: Choose a subject
    Sh: Class 1 Eng

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer. In hindi its bungla
    Sh: Yes...I think its b-u-n-g-a-l-o-w
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    Sh: Ill fix it
    SRK: Sure?
    Sh: Yes
    SRK: bunglow but you said bungalow
    Sh: Yes
    SRK: Let me ask the audience, they all think that its bunglow. But you have the right answer!
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    Sh: Class 1 Computers

    (quest)

    Sh: I think its Compressed Processing Unit
    SRK: Compressed? You have three cheats. (explains)
    Sh: I dont want to take a risk so Ill use Taak Jhaank
    SRK: You want to cheat from a small kid?
    Sh: (poses)
    SRK: Ok while doing that then you have to fix it that you want to use Taak Jhaank
    Sh: (does so)
    SRK: Lets see what Sreeparna has written. She wrote Central
    Sh: Ill fix Central
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  16. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Sreeparna has helped you for two questions so she will have to go. You can take a break as will we too. So go and take a tiffin break.
     
  17. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Choose a classmate.
    Sh: Milanjeet
    SRK: Who has come with you?
    Sh: My mom
    SRK: How are you?
    Mom: Nina
    SRK: Ninaji you work?
    Nina: Im a teacher.
    SRK: Nice...so what do you think? How is she playing?
    Nina: A bit better.
    SRK: Choose your subject
    Sh: Class 2 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: You know the names of the turtles?
    Sh: No I dont remember.
    SRK: You still have two cheats to use.
    Sh: I want to copy
    SRK: Say it in your language and then fix it
    Sh: (does so)
    SRK: Milanjeet wrote Olive Riddle Turtles. But the answer is Olive Riddley Turtles, but Ill accept this.
     
  18. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    Sh: Health and human Body

    (quest)

    Sh: false
    SRK: Milanjeet thinks he knows the answer. You said false, why?
    Sh: Because Femur is the thigh bone
    SRK: Thigh bone? Sure?
    Sh: Its Radius and Ulna.
    SRK: What is it?
    Sh: (shows him)
    SRK: Ok then what do you want to do? You know I had learned a Bihu dance before on a show like this? Youll dance with me?
    Sh: Sure.
    SRK: Ok then what do you want to do?
    Sh: Ill fix it
    SRK: Milanjeet also wrote False, and its the right answer!

    Milanjeet has also helped you for two questions so he also has to go back. You can choose one more classmate.
    Sh: Dheirya
     
  19. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    Sh: Class 3 Maths

    (quest)

    Sh: I dont think its VX
    SRK: You dont think its VX. Why?
    Sh: Its 5 and 10.
    SRK: Dheirya has fixed his answer. You dont think its VX
    Sh: A i think...
    SRK: You must have studied them
    Sh: Yes
    SRK: Mom will yell if you give the wrong answer
    Sh: I think it might be C.
    SRK: The answer we want, try to understand, do be tensed. (repeats the question) One of them is written correctly and two are wrong. Which is right?
    Sh: I thought C was wrong
    SRK: Now...
    Sh: I think its right
    SRK: Fix it then...
    Sh: (does so)
    SRK: C is the wrong answer. Your game will end here unless Dheirya can save you with the right answer. The right answer is A. Dheirya wrote, A. Right answer!
     
  20. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (bell rings)

    I was just starting with you and the day is over with school today. But you will stay here and play with us tomorrow. Sometimes kids say somethings that are very intellectual that we do not understand. I have a daughter, and her teacher asked her, beta, if i give you 4 dogs one day and then 2 dogs, how many will you have? So my daughter said 10. The teacher said that beta youre doing it wrong. Let me rephrase it, if i give you 2 apples and then 4 apples, how many will you have? She said 6, and then the teacher said, I asked the same thing with the dogs. So why are you giving the wrong answer? So my daughter said that I already have 4 dogs at home na already! So many times the kids do give the right answer but we dont understand it. So if we listen to them with an open mind then we can make a lot of sense of what they say. So everyone Alvida!
     

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