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Ep 29 Translation

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Hey guys just a heads up for you all that use these threads here...

    Ive been a bit late in posting the translations and all, but thing is that my grandfather had a stroke and we're in and out of the hospital because theyre asking us to put him in a nursing home where he can be monitored and put on therapy.

    its been a hectic week and hence I had not been able to post the translations to this episode from Sunday....and Im also afraid that the episodes from this weekend are going to be delayed in the translating as well so please bear with me guys.....
     
  2. DianaDimple

    DianaDimple Well-Known Member

    Sorry to hear that Sonal, you and your family are in my prayers. Don't worry about us. Hope your grandfather recovers soon.
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    thanks diana :hug:

    im going to start translating some files now and ill do more as i get the chance.
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Salaam to the kids, and Pranaam to the elders...Shahrukh Khan is my name, Im sure you have heard of it. (he looked really hot last sunday!)

    Many times the news in the papers, are funny to read because of the way they have been situated. Some headlines that I read were like this: The Chairman said that Cricket unites the country. And right next to it was written one sportsman hit another one. Another one was that in Mumbai's Ashok Hall there is a heavy shoe sale, then under it in the Vidhan Assembly there was mischief.... (using the word for shoes). And my favorite one that, research says around tea time a person is the most romantic. The Minister called the women's party for tea.

    Ok so finishing our Paanchvi Pass times, lets start the class. Coming to the class is 27 year old Snehaashish Khan. You have won 10 000 Rs. Who has come with you?
    S: My friend from college, Ranjit.
    SRK: Hi Ranjit how are you?
    R: Fine.
    SRK: Youre an old friend of his?
    R: Yes
    SRK: What do you call him at home?
    R: Sneha
    SRK: Sneha. So did you guys study together?
    R: Actually both of us sat together and solved a lot of questions.
    SRK: Meaning that whatever questions he cant answer you can. So Ill keep asking you also. Welcome here. You were playing with Dheirya. Lets find out if he is smarter than a fifth grader.

    Choose your subject.
    S: Class 2 Culture

    (quest)

    S: It tastes good.
    SRK: Youve eaten it?
    S: Many times.
    SRK: Did you ever think where it was from? Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
    S: Im going to try to guess it. Its a Moglai Dish
    SRK: Shall I give you a hint? Josh was a name of my film.
    S: Ill use Taak Jhaank.
    SRK: Fix it and say.
    S: (does so)
    SRK: Lets see what Dheirya has written. Jammu and Kashmir.
    S: Ill go with that. I know that he is right.
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Dheirya has already helped you for two questions. So he cannot help you anymore...so you have to choose another student.
    S: Shriya.
    SRK: Choose your subject Khan.
    S: Class 1 Hindi

    (quest: True or False. "N" is written after Dh and before P." )

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the and has fixed it. Remember the order?
    S: K, Kh, is what I remember.
    SRK: (repeats the first line of the alphabet)
    S: (repeats)
    SRK: the question involves Dh, P, N. Its class 1. I heard you were in the top 5.
    S: Not in hindi.
    SRK: Every time I say something like that you say oh it wasnt in the syllabus, i didnt learn it..etc. Whats with that?
    S: Self Defense
    SRK: Self Defense? You have two more cheats. If you think its true then you should fix it.
    S: I think its true.
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    S: Ill fix it.
    SRK: You have guessed.
    S: After A, AA, U, UU its K, Kh, and all. So N has to come after wards.
    SRK: There is no GH, its Dh that is here.
    S: Its not...
    SRK: Its Dh as in Dharti. Your guess was right.
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: welcome back! Snehashish Khan. Was your marriage love marriage? I have heard that you were pen pals.
    S: We meet through a friend.
    SRK: Common friend introduced you, you mean? What is your wife's name?
    S: Runjun
    SRK: Runjun. And you wrote letters. Where did she live?
    S: Delhi.
    SRK: and you?
    S: I was studying in calcutta.
    SRK: What was the thing she loved about you the most?
    S: She likes my simplicity.
    SRK: Simplicity.
    S: I have shown that really well
    SRK: Otherwise youre a brat?
    S: A bit
    SRK: Youre naughty and Runjun doesnt know that yet. Say that youre naughty.
    S: Im innocent.
    SRK: Mm Hmm. But on TV you said it first so she must know by now. Choose your subject.
    S: Class 2 Eng.

    (Quest)

    S: I was weak in languages
    SRK: I know... even in HIndi.
    S: I think Pronoun
    SRK: Why?
    S: I dont know what A or B is
    SRK: You dont know that but what is the meaning of Pronoun?
    S: Something to do with a noun
    SRK: Meaning you dont know what that is either.
    S: Dont know the meaning but there is a noun there.
    SRK: You have two cheats
    S: I want to copy
    SRK: Youll have to fix it.
    S: (Does so)
    SRK: Lets see what she has written. Pronoun. What do you think?
    S: Its right
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Shriya also has to back so thank you Shriya. Choose a classmate
    S: Anubhav
    SRK: Choose your subject
    S: Indian Geo.

    (quest)

    S: I think its Kaveri. It goes from Karnatak and Tamil Nadu
    SRK: What about Godavari and Tapti?
    S: Godavari is in AP.
    SRK: Ok if youre sure then fix it. What are you looking for up there?
    S: Looking for God.
    SRK: After Studies every one thinks of Him.
    S: Ill fix B
    SRK: Lets see what the kids wrote. Kaveri. Right answer!
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: We're moving to the bigger amount. Its now 5 lakh rs. CHoose your subj.
    S: Science

    (Quest)

    SRK: Anubhav has fixed the answer.
    S: Its between Zinc and copper
    SRK: Where have you heard calamine from?
    S: I read it somewhere
    SRK: Read it. You said youre weak in hindi and eng. what about science?
    S: Good in chem
    SRK: Ok....
    S: I think its copper
    SRK: You thought Zinc too. If youre wrong then you have to depend on Bachao.
    S: I think its copper
    SRK: Sure?
    S: I know because of your smile.
    SRK: Im an actor. I can make any expression
    S: Mistakes do happen....
    SRK: Yes and you made one too, copper is the wrong answer. Dont try to read my face....but lets see if you stay in the game after a small break.
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Snehashish is reading my face. But he had given the wrong answer and the right one is Zinc. You're safe if Anubhav has given the right answer. He wrote Zinc!

    Anubhav you can go back because his cheats are up. Choose your subj.

    S: Indian Hist.

    (quest)

    SRK: What do 5 lakhs mean to you?
    S: Alot
    SRK: What youll do with it?
    S: The interest on the bank loan will be paid off.
    SRK: (repeats the quest) Ill give you a hint. This is how to use a sword.
    S: It can be Shivaji
    SRK: Kids say Dum laga ke...zor laga ke
    S: Has to be Hindu. I think its Shivaji
    SRK: Taking a chance?
    S: Ill quit.
    SRK: Sure?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Youll have to fix it. Ranjit you think he did the right thing?
    R: Yes, the right thing.
    SRK: You know the answer?
    R: I think its Shivaji but Im not sure
    SRK: The actual answer IS Shivaji. But you needed to be sure. 5 lakhs is good.
    S: I have a request for you
    SRK: Sure
    S: Can you say something to my wife Runjun
    SRK: Im standing here with your husband and Im happy you married him but we all found out today that he is not smarter than a fifth grader.
    S: (goes on with the promise)

    SRK: We are calling a new contestant because we still have time for class. Alka Tiwari. How do you feel being here?

    A: Really good.
    SRK: You have masters in comps. very educated you are. you've always got some sort of distinction. This is well...one of you from childhood.
    A: Thats my brother Kamalnayan. Then thats me and thats my sister Priyanka.
    SRK: How old were you there
    A: I think 3 yrs. BUt dad will tell you
    SRK: Namaskar! How are you? Whats your name sir?
    Dad: Narendra Dev Tiwari.
    SRK: Narendra ji how old was she there?
    N: 3
    SRK; Anything special you want to tell her, something you say at home?
    N: We call her Mikki.
    SRK: Hello Mickey Mouse. The clothes you are wearing make me feel like you have stolen clothes from my closet.
    A: Im not a big fan but like an AC of yours. So i thought to impress you i would dress like you
    SRK: No, im already impressed. Choose a classmate. (explains the rules)
    A: Dheirya
    SRK: This is our talkative and full of energy Dheirya. Dheirya good?
    Dh: Good
    SRK: Choose a subj.
    A: Gen. Know.

    (quest)

    SRK: Like i said Dheirya is really smart. Have you seen rubies?
    A: I dont keep interest in stones but i have seen people wear it
    SRK: But you must remember the color. You have three cheats
    A: Ill use Taak Jhaank
    SRK: you have to fix it
    A: (Does so)
    SRK: Dheirya wrote red.
    A: I think its either red or blue
    SRK: Not green
    A: No. I think Ill go with Blue.
    SRK: Youll have to fix it
    A: Ill fix blue.... (IS SHE STUPID???)
    SRK: Ruby is which color Tiwari Sir?
    T: Red
    SRK: Red? She thinks its blue. Its red. You were wrong, but because of Bachao you are safe because Dheirya write Red. But you used two cheats. Why did you say blue?
    A: I thought red is lucky for me and we shouldnt go with it.
    SRK: She says she used illogical reasoning....

    Here is your hw question...take a break.
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Choose a subj
    A: Class Soc. Studies

    (quest)

    SRK: Dheirya has fixed his answer
    A: 4
    SRK: Sure?
    A: I know this at least.
    SRK: Fix it
    A: (does so)
    SRK: Right answer! Dheirya you can go and sit. Choose a classmate
    A: Shriya.
    SRK: Choose your subj
    A: Indian Hist.

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks she knows the answer
    A: I dont know how to say it. Its D-i-n -i- -i-ll-a-h-i
    SRK: (pronounces it for her) I dont know if its the right answer but i know the pronunciation
    A: but i know the answer..
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    A: Fix it
    SRK: You fixed it by breaking it apart. Pronunciation was a bit wrong but its the right answer.
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Ill ask you the next question because youre moving so fast. So choose your subject
    A: Class 2 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    A: In quantity or size?
    SRK: Size. IF we asked quantity you would have counted and come back?
    A: No...
    SRK: (counts for her)
    A: I think its Orangutan but im not sure
    SRK: What other names?
    A: Gorilla. King kong...
    SRK: Everyone is thinking....when she will answer.
    A: Ill copy
    SRK: (fix it)
    A: (Does so)
    SRK: Shriya wrote, Gorilla. You have to go with the answer. Sad thing that you thought of it and used a cheat
    A: But if i say an answer it would have been gorilla.
    SRK: You wont blame her?
    A: No no. SHe is so small
    SRK: And smart. its the right answer!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Sh: Shahrukh bhaiyya I want to ask you a question....
    SRK: hmm?
    Sh: You said that you used to be naughty in class...
    SRK: mm hmm
    Sh: So did you ever cheat in class?
    SRK: I never did
    Sh: Never?
    SRK: No. I never lie and cheat and that is my biggest lie....Alka you are going for the next question...but lets take a break.
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! We found out that a ruby can also be blue. You cant get help anymore from my little monkeys because your cheats are finished. Choose your subject
    A: Geo.

    (quest)

    SRK: You think you know?
    A: Pacific I think
    SRK: Pacific...
    A: Someone had gone, Columbus or something like that and he found the pacific ocean or something
    SRK: Yeah someone went into it like a market and said hey this is an ocean...hey whats up. I went to linking Rd and got a few myself. Think girl.
    A: Im just saying anything because of you
    SRK: Its my fault?
    A: Yes
    SRK: Your out of your senses?
    A: Yes Ill fix Pacific
    SRK: What do you think its right?
    A: Uh, the clues from your eyes are telling me its right
    SRK: Youre flirting with me?
    A: You found out?!
    SRK: I didnt know they would be like, pacific ocean.....way back when the girls would use other lines. I like you, i like your ruby red lips shahrukh. But now its like, Hi Baby, pacific ocean? Or are you Atlantic? Im not looking there but your dad knows youre flirting with me. Right answer!
     
  14. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subj
    A: Hindi

    (quest: Finish this idiom which has a loving meaning: ____ of the eyes.)

    A: Maybe i know this too, its Tara (star)
    SRK: Since i have made you senseless you should say it to me
    A: Shahrukh you are the star in my eyes and i hope you make me yours too.
    SRK: Ill say something for you too....

    You are the taari (no such word...he feminized the word taara)
    And you are the most dear to me in the world.

    A: Taara
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Your brother who you showed us a picture of at the beginning, he has sent you a message
    A: He was very naughty.

    Bro: (nickname) You have reached there, its a great thing! You are in front of SRK what else can you want? People earn a lot of money and what not but how many people can meet him without an appointment? You achieved a lot by getting this chance. You are in front of him, thats your achievement. Have fun and play well. Best of luck!

    SRK: Thanks!
    A: I dont know why Im crying
    SRK: Its ok...why are you crying? getting emotional? youre remembering your brother? its sweet to see a relationship like this. seeing girls cry i want to cry too.
    A: ok....alright....
    SRK: we're not going to cry anymore...ok. choose a subj
    A: monuments and places

    (Quest)

    SRK: Have you heard of it?
    A: Yes we used to go out with dad...we went to rajasthan and we saw one there. i think this one is false
    SRK: you should fix it....if its wrong you will go back to 2 lakhs.
    A: (fixes it)
    SRK: You said it was where?
    A: Rajasthan....i think papa?
    Dad: Puskar
    SRK: Puskar?
    Dad: There is one there.
    SRK: Its the right answer!
     
  16. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (bell rings)

    Class is over now so you will have to wait here til next time. well played alka. let me tell you that someone has written to me and said, how do you know youre not young anymore? when you dont like mallika sherawat's movies anymore. instead of spending time doing dard e disco like me, you do dard e disc, i mean slipped disc instead. and when you think 6 packs means heart, diabetes and bp medication with 6 packets of pills. but whether you are old or young you are our guests here and this show is dedicated for you.... alvida!
     
  17. Pompula

    Pompula Shahrukh Fan-Girl

    Thanks Sweetie :hug:

    I wish all the best for you grandfather, hopefully he will recover soon.
     
  18. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    :hug: thanks Kajta. :)
     

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