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Ep 26 Translations

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Will be posting them in a bit...stay tuned! :thumb:
     
  2. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    ill have the translations later today or tomorrow....ran into some work that i had to do.... :eek:
     
  3. sheruka

    sheruka SRK forever

    There is no hurry sweety.

    Do it when you are free, we can wait.

    Thank you very much
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (SRK enters on stage from the audience in the red cardigan :faint: )

    The kids' exams have finished and the school is going to start soon. Two kids from Jaipur have sent their wishes here, about how the school should be. Theyre praying that God increases their holidays. If there is to be hw let there be 1 lakh with it. Let there be cheating on every exam and which ever school has this we will take admission. In every school give us this boon that SRK is the teacher. In regular schools there shouldnt be cheating or any 5 lakhs, but the education that you get there is precious. Keep moving ahead, and study...move the nation ahead as well and teach others. Im calling a new student 21 yrs old, Pavan. Are you nervous?

    P: No
    SRK: But from running youre panting.
    P: Yes
    SRK: How old are you?
    P: 21 yrs
    SRK: Youre panting at 21 yrs old? Tell us about yourself.
    P: When I was a kid, ever since I was a kid I wanted to meet you. But before we begin the show I want hug you.

    (does so)
    SRK: Who has come with you?
    P: My elder brother.
    SRK: Where is he? Namaste big brother...whats your name?
    Bro: Prithvi
    SRK: Prithvi, did you teach him anything?
    Pa: I wont teach him anything otherwise he will always fail
    SRK: You talk like a Banglorean. Im actually half Banglore myself. My grandfather was a cheif engineer from Karnataka. He designed and made the Bangalore port. I know the area pretty well because I spent my childhood there. They stay on MG road with their ice cream and ask, what are you lopoking at? You talk like that too?
    P: No
    SRK: Youre all innocent and do studies only.
    P: Yes whatever mischief that was to be done, my brother has done it.
    SRK: Prithvi has done it, Pavan doesnt do it
    P: Yes he did.
    Pa: Do I look like the type?
    SRK: No you look innocent...this one looks naughty to me
    P: No Im not.
    SRK: Let me explain the rules (explains) So choose a classmate.
    P: Shriya
    Sh: But if I have to help you then I want to make a side deal
    SRK: Yes like how i have the deal with you she wants to make one too...she will tell you after the cheat. Though we call it cheating its actually help. Choose your subject.
    P: Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks she knows the answer.
    P: Its not an ostrich....I think Ill go with duck
    SRK: You think its duck. Youve seen ducks?
    P: Yes, on TV and Donald Duck
    SRK: Donald duck has feet like this?
    P: Yes
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    P: Fix it
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Ive heard that in childhood you had played the role of Draupadi.
    P: Not as a child but two yrs ago
    SRK: 2 yrs ago! You were Draupadi!
    P: Yes
    SRK: Do you know any lines?
    P: Ill say something of yours....
    SRK: Ok we'll try my dialogue in Draupadi style
    P: That dialogue from DDLJ, (badi badi desho mein...) (does it like a girl)
    SRK: good job that you made fun of me in this voice...
    P: I wasnt making fun of you
    SRK: You sure you werent imitating me or was it Draupadi?
    P: In Draupadi's voice I did your accent
    SRK: Thank god, otherwise I would give you difficult questions. Choose your subject
    P: Astronomy

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer...do you know who it was?
    P: I dont know the name but i think i know the country.
    SRK: what do you think?
    P: I think its Russia
    SRK: Then was there Russia or was it known as something else?
    P: Sorry, USSR.
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    P: Ill do Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Taak Jhaank? SO youll have to fix it...
    P: (Does so)
    SRK: Shriya wrote USSR....you cheated and also thought the same thing. Now what do you think?
    P: Ill fix it.
    SRK: Its the right answer!
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: We ask easy questions and this was class 2. And there was a side deal that if Shriya needed to help you then you would have to do what she said.
    Sh: Elephant run
    SRK: Elephant run? What is that?
    Sh: Holding it like this, you have to make two runs.
    SRK: Run Pavan please...very good. So we made him run but we are giving you hw, so answer this question and take a hw break.
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! I heard that you wanted to be a professional cricketer before.
    P: Yes but I also played til zone level, but i thought once I hit high school Ill keep it as a hobby
    SRK: I head that you watched movies and thought that you would be an actor
    P: Not films, but after watching you.
    SRK: So leaving cricket you wanted to do acting
    P: Yes. Devdas released when I was in school. I had bunked school and watched that movie of yours three times.
    SRK: 3 times?
    P: Yes
    SRK: You remember any dialogue?
    P: (famous one......babuji ne kaha...)
    SRK: Very good! Choose your next student
    P: Sreeparna
    SRK: Choose your subject.
    P: Class 1 English

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer.
    P: I dont remember the term for it.
    SRK: Ok then make the sounds...what do cows do?
    P: (makes cow sound...)
    SRK: Cows make that sound?
    P: No horses.
    SRK: Ok horses...so what do they call that sound in english? What about cows?
    P: Moo
    SRK: That lovingly? Cmon they do better than that... (makes the sound....damn he's good at it) Dogs?
    P: (barks)
    SRK: You have a small one? Mine's big. (barks) And what do horses do?
    P: (Does so)
    SRK: What do they call that?
    P: I cant remember it....hoot?
    SRK: What?
    P: Hoot
    SRK: Hoot?
    P: I think ill use bachao
    SRK: But then you have to give an answer first.
    P: Hoot.
    SRK: Its a word but meant for owls. So your answer is wrong. An owl is an owl and a horse is a horse. Sreeparna wrote Neighs. Heard of it?
    P: Yes and it matches the sound too.
    SRK: Its the right answer
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose the next subject.
    P: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest: Windows shatter with Khadak Singh's noise...(something like that.) How many nouns are there?)

    SRK: How many nouns are there?
    P: Khadkna is a verb
    SRK: Its a verb you think...Sreeparna has just fixed her answer.
    P: Khadak Singh, Khidkiyan, ... I think there are only two.
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    P: I think ill fix 2.
    SRK: Want to fix 2?
    P: Yes
    SRK: You sure its a noun?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Because if its not then youre wrong. Which ones did you say?
    Khadak Singh and?
    P: Khidkiyan
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Dont be so nervous, play calmly. Sreeparna wont play anymore because she has already answered two questions. We are playing with Pavan who has won 1 lakh...so take a break...and come back because we are hooting for you. :thumb:

    Welcome back!

    Choose your classmate

    P: Anubhav
    SRK: Choose your subjet
    P: Class 3 Geo

    (quest)

    P: I cant remember any mountain name in Japan.
    SRK: Why are you sounding so happy then?
    P: Im laughing at myself.
    SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it. Can you remember anything Japanese?
    P: Only Nagasaki and Hiroshima
    SRK: Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
    P: Mt Suzuki...Mt Suzu
    SRK: Mt Suzuki.
    P: Mt Fubu?
    SRK: Fubu?
    P: Mt Fuji.
    SRK: Mt. Suzuki, Suzu, Fubu and now Mt Fuji?
    P: Ive heard Fuji more
    SRK: Think
    P: Ill fix Mt Fuji.
    SRK: Sure?
    P: Mt Fuji
    SRK: Youve fixed it in anger. Lets see what the kids have written. Fuji is the right answer!
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: We are moving towards the big money. Choose your subject.
    P: Class 4 science

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks he knows the answer.
    P: Dry Ice
    SRK: This is the fastest you said it. Why do you think of that?
    P: I remember it a bit in chemistry.
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    P: Fix it
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You have one more cheat left. Anubhav cannot help anymore so choose your next classmate.
    P: Dheirya
    SRK: What does this money mean to you?
    P: First that a student is getting money is a huge thing, money does mean something to me, but the fact that Im here giving answers with confidence means more.
    SRK: I pray that you do well. Choose your subject
    P: Class 5 Sports

    (quest)

    P: greece is a country.
    SRK: Winter Olympics
    P: That was summer...so thats ruled out, but Russia maybe...
    SRK: You can copy, but Dheirya hasnt fixed it...you can also leave with the money.
    P: I think Ill drop out
    SRK: You want to leave
    P: I cant copy because Dheirya doesnt know the answer.
    SRK: Yes he doesnt know the answer but that doesnt make a difference....
    P: Ill drop out
    SRK: Youll have to fix it. The answer is Chamoni. But you have to fulfill your promise...can you do it in Kannada?
    P: (does so)

    SRK: He has left the class but doesnt mean that he isnt smart because people that come here get nervous and often give the wrong answer. But you dont get nervous because Im going to give you a hw question....take a hw break.
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! We have a new contestant 23 yrs old, from Mumbai and a home maker... Ashwini Pandey. How do you feel?
    A: Very happy and a bit nervous
    SRK: Why nervousness?
    A: I studied this a long time ago so Im a bit nervous.
    SRK: How long has it been for your wedding? one year?
    A: Yes
    SRK: When you were getting married, you were nervous?
    A: Yes
    SRK: Just like today?
    A: Yes
    SRK: Your husband is here?
    A: Yes
    SRK: What is your name?
    A: Amit
    SRK: Its a love marriage?
    A: Amit
    SRK: How long did you know each other?
    A: 4 yrs.
    SRK: 4 yrs...who else has come?
    A:My mom
    SRK: Namaste. You used to teach her before?
    Mom: Yes
    SRK: You used to yell at her?
    Mom: Yes
    SRK: So you have yelled at her and prepared her for this?
    Mom: A bit
    SRK: Lets hope she can win...(rules) Choose your classmate
    A: Sreeparna
    SRK: Choose your subject.
    A: Class 1 English


    ok guys have to run out for some work...i should be able to do this during the day tomorrow...the show might have almost about 10 minutes left..so it shouldnt be too long. Im on the 4th file out of 5 at 2.19 minutes....so ill pick up from there :thumb:
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    :hug: hey guys i know i still have to finish the translations...but im still a bit busy right now and i promise ill have them as soon as i can :)
     
  14. Pompula

    Pompula Shahrukh Fan-Girl

    That's ok sweetie :) I don't think I have been this much behind before on watching the eps, as I just saw eps 19 & 20 today... :p So at least I can say for me that there is no hurry... And thanks once again for your effort on all our behalf :hug:
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    thanks for all your patience guys....ive been bad with posting these things on time... but for sure i should have them during the day tomorrow. since its 4th of july, its a holiday for me so i should be able to finish this :thumb:
     
  16. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    ok guys as promised....here we go with the rest of the translations :D
     
  17. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna is also counting very fast and has fixed her answer. What do you want to say?
    A: Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    A: Fix it
    SRK: 3 is the right answer!
     
  18. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your next subject.
    A: Class 1 Culture

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer.
    A: Its an elephant.
    SRK: Sure?
    A: Yes. Fix it.
    SRK: Right answer!

    Sreeparna cannot help you anymore. And you choose another student.
    A: Shriya
    SRK: You are leaning towards the girls.
    A: Yes because Im the only child and its the power...
    SRK: Power of women
    A: Yes
    SRK: Choose your subject.
    A: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest: how many times does a pakshik patrika come out in a month?)

    SRK: Shriya has fixed her answer. How is your hindi?
    A: Decent. Paksh means month, so i think its monthly
    SRK: Monthly? Let me just remind you that if you are wrong you have three cheats. (explains)
    A: Im confused if Paksh is half year or monthly.
    SRK: Youre confused so what do you want to do?
    A: Ill use a cheat. Ill use Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Youll have to fix it
    A: (Does so)
    SRK: Lets see what Shriya has written. She has written 2. What do you think?
    A: I think then it means 6 months
    SRK: 6 months? Its saying in one month how many times it releases...
    A: I dont know....Im just confused.
    SRK: Youre confused. Dont be tense. Take a deep breath. We teach yoga here too.
    A: Ill go with Shriya
    SRK: Paksh means half. Half of a lunar month. Like you were thinking 6 months....but its for 15 days. So 2 is the right answer!
     
  19. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Sweetie pie took some time to make this whole thing half, so we will also take a break....

    Welcome Back! We are playing with Ashwini and she has used one cheat. Choose your subject.

    A: Class 2 Geo
    SRK: Ok kids say once, Dum laga ke, Zor Laga ke...


    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it.
    A: there are only two..ok its an ocean. Indian ocean, its the closest.
    SRK: You were saying something about there being two or something
    A: No I was just saying...I think its the Indian ocean
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    A: Fix.... The answer is right? It looks like it..
    SRK: Ok if you are thinking so hard, ill tell you that its the right answer!
     
  20. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Thanks Shriya and now you can choose another classmate.
    A: Anubhav
    SRK: This is the 2 lakh mark and this is the minimum amount you will take home if you lose. So please choose your subject.
    A: Class 3 General Knowledge

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it. Have you ever heard this word before?
    A: Feels like I have heard this...but...
    SRK: Youve heard it?
    A: Yes....I feel that its a type of tent.
    SRK: You think its a tent....what do you want to do?
    A: I dont think Ill take a chance, Ill use a cheat.
    SRK: Which one?
    A: Copy
    SRK: Fix it then...
    A: (does so)
    SRK: You take time in choosing an answer but not in copying. Lets see what Anubhav has written. He said, A. A type of tent. That is the right answer!
     

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