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Will start them in a bit....just some errands to run, and breakfast to eat Stay Tuned!
SRK and the kids start the show in slow motion...(I have no clue why)
SRK: Airtel Presents Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hai? Im Shahrukh Khan, Im sure you have heard of it.
(Back to normal speed) Yes, in movies, slow motion looks really good. But nowadays the trend is to be faster. Emails, Sms, Messages, through this your ideas and opinions reach their destination much faster. Also the super express highways take you to your places much faster. Also Doctors say that if you run for thirty minutes then for life you will remain healthy. We here at Paanchvi Pass say that if you sharpen your mind, you will win 5 crores. Thank you and even though we have come in slow motion, but now coming quickly to win the 5 crores is Yogita Sethi.
We have become good friends and we were born at Talwar Nursing home, we are brother and sister. We were born in Delhi and the only thing is that we are the only ones that were born there and no one else. Last time she was playing here she won 2 lakh rs.
Y: I have two cheats left too
SRK: Yes you have two cheats left too....you speak so sweetly. So which classmate was with you here?
SRK: Geetu How are you feeling?
Y: Feeling very good.
SRK: 2 lakhs meaning that you will at least take home that amount from here. Lets see if she is smarter than a fifth grader or not. Choose your subject
Y: Class 4 Plant Kingdom
SRK: Before I finished the question, Shriya thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it.
Y: Yesterday I read a lot about the plant kingdom. And about the cactus I know already that the leaves are thorns.
SRK: Yes....but we're asking about the stem making the food for the plant.
Y: Yes so Im thinking that its true.
SRK: You think its true? You have two cheats. What do you want to do?
Y: Fix it
Y: Yes. (repeats the question)
SRK: Right Answer!
SRK: Shriya that had come here to help you has already done so for the 2 questions so she has to go back. So now you can choose another classmate. Choose from the remaining.
SRK: For 10 lakhs your subjects are there so please choose...Play carefully
SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
Y: Pongal is Tamil Nadu, Onam is Kerala...
SRK: You think that Onam is from Kerala.
Y: Vishu I dont know....i think its Onam.
SRK: You think its Onam. How sure are you?
Y: Pretty sure.
SRK: For 10 lakhs rs.
Y: I think its Onam only.... I want to fix it.
SRK: Go for it
Y: (Does so)
SRK: Lets see what the kids have written. They have written Onam and also have drawn boats. Right answer!
SRK: You have now won 10 lakh rs. What does it mean to you?
Y: Ill get a big car.
SRK: A big car?
Y: And Ill gift it to my husband.
SRK: Thats really sweet. And there are flying kisses going around too. In our class here, the romance has also begun. Talk about love is going on. We dont want to break this romance. So lets take a break and you guys at home take a hw break.
SRK: Welcome back! Play carefully. Dheirya is here with you for one more question.
Y: Class 2 Stories
SRK: Dheirya knows all his stories.
Y: I had told the kids the story 10 yrs ago. Or I must have read it about 20 or 25 years ago.
SRK: Do you remember the story?
Y: Yes I do.
Dh: Ali Baba and the 40 thieves, I have read it 40 times.
SRK: Yes he knows the story of each of them
Y: Its your favorite story
SRK: Even I like it because of Marjina. She used to keep dancing....you dont remember?
Dh: She had killed the leader of the thieves.
SRK: Yes she covered her face like this...
Y: Im thinking Cassim only
SRK: Its sounding familiar
SRK: Hussein and Mahmood dont sound familiar?
Y: No. Cassim sounds nice too
SRK: Sounds nice as a name...
Y: The other two are common, and Cassim is something different. Ill fix it.
SRK: Remember that if you are wrong then you go down to 2 lakhs. But you have bachao and copy...so if Dheirya is right then you are safe
Y: Mahmood Im eliminating.
Y: My instinct is against it. Its Hussein or Cassim
SRK: You first said that Hussein was common but now youre back at it
Y: But Ill still fix Cassim.
SRK: You have guessed a bit. Its the right answer!
SRK: So Dheirya will go back now. So choose a classmate
Y: Sreeparna is left.
SRK: Just two questions away from 1 crore.
Y: Indian History
SRK: Sreeparna is also thinking....Have any idea? Any exact name in mind?
Y: No. But I had read this but I cant remember.
SRK: What do you want to do? 50 lakhs is alot but you are in a unfortunate situation. You have the cheats but the person you have to cheat from doesnt look like she has the answer as yet. You can leave or take a chance. But I dont think that you should take a chance.
Sreeparna has now fixed her answer. Do you want to take the chance? Because for the first time, she has taken some time to answer the question.
Y: Ive decided that I wont give an answer.
SRK: Youll have to fix it
Y: (does so)
SRK: If you thought a bit and gave an answer what would it have been?
SRK: If you would have given that answer, it would have been wrong. The right answer is Rashtrakoot.
Y: I didnt know this
SRK: You dont remember it either? Sreeparna didnt have the right answer either. You liked coming here to play?
Y: A lot. I liked meeting you and winning the 20 lakhs
SRK: You also played very well. But you have to fulfill my promise...
Y: (does so)
SRK: Yogita has just left and admitted like many of us, including myself, that she is not smarter than a fifth grader. But will the next contestant be able to say that they are? Come back quickly because the new contestant and I are eager to have you back. Take a break!
SRK: Welcome back to Airtel presents KAPPSTH. Now the new contestant that we have is Sweety Sharma. Yes Sweety is from Kolkatta and is 22 yrs old, management student.
S: Shahrukh!!! I love you!!! Im a big big fan of yours.
SRK: Thank you! And I want that you take a big big amount of money back with you.
S: Give me easy questions because I have not prepared for this
SRK: Nothing at all?
S: Except whatever I did last night
SRK: So youll be ok
S: Then just ask questions like this only.
SRK: Theyll be easy like this. What do you do? What are your interests?
S: Well I like you...
SRK: Yes...so Ill go home with you after this. So this is your real name?
S: Yes its sweety only.
SRK: Full fledged sweety? ok...and who else has come with you?
S: My sister...
SRK: Hi Shweta. How come your name is Shweta and her's is sweety
Shw: We call each other Shwet and Swee
SRK: Youre Shwet and she is swee. ok. Ill explain the rules to you (explains)
SRK: Ok so choose a classmate to help you.
SRK: So dont act like you dont know anything here, because those people that come here have taken a written test to come here and they need to pass that...so please choose your subject.
S: Class 1 Science
SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer and has fixed it. What do you think? Its easy
S: Its easy, but my head isnt working.
SRK: If your head isnt working then let me tell you the cheats that you have... (explains)
S: I think it makes a shadow.
SRK: You think that it makes a shadow...its class 1 science. youre a management student
S: thats why, i have forgotten all the science.
SRK: But you must have done class 1 right? but you forgot everything
S: I might remember but god knows where in my head the answer is...Ill go with B.
SRK: Ok then you have to fix it
S: (does so)
SRK: See this object is here (the rose) and here is the light, and this object is a solid...look there is the shadow...so you have the right answer!
SRK: Let me tell you also that I wont explain all these answers to you like a kid. lol. So choose your next subject.
S: Class 4 Animal Kingdom
SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer. What do you think? Have you seen an elephant?
SRK: So have you seen if it has a hair style or not?
S: Hair in the sense...body hair....?
SRK: What did you ask? Say it louder?
S: Meaning hair like this, or just the body?
SRK: Meaning if there is hair on his chest or no? Meaning tell me if there is any hair anywhere yaar.
S: Ill go with False.
SRK: Which elephant have you seen with hair?
S: I dont know the name
SRK: Then why did you say that there is hair on an elephant?
S: My mind said that there might be
SRK: Mind is mind but you saw with your eyes and you said that they have hair? If you get it wrong then you go to 0 unless Shriya has the answer.
S: You should have said before that they dont have it
SRK: I dont have to say it you do!
S: But you could have helped na.
SRK: let me tell you the rules...Ill ask the questions, and you will answer. i wont give the answer.
S: you can give a suggesiton
SRK: the only one i can give is that you go and meet an elephant and say hello elephant, his tail has hair and there is some on his head and tell him about some hairstyles. So its the right answer!
SRK: Ill discuss with Sweety if elephants have hair or not...sometimes youll get these type of questions...and even with the hw questions...so take a hw break because we are discussing about the hair.
Welcome back! When she was a prefect in school people used to call her Hitler. I read that when you were small you wanted to become DON. So if you did become one, then how would you order people around?
S: Go and get the stuff (sweetly said)
SRK: Wow I got scared. Youre so scary! Choose your classmate and kids dont get scared.
SRK: Choose your category
S: Class 3 Geo
SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer. You know how many there are?
S: Asia is there, but its not that,
S: Um, I think its Antarctica.
S: Im not sure...
SRK: You have three cheats.
S: Well the smallest would have been Vatican City but you asked continent.
SRK: Yes Continent. Say the names and see
S: I think that the largest is Aust.
S: No Asia it the largest.
SRK: Asia. ok...
S: But the smallest...
SRK: You have your cheats.
S: I think its Antarctica (fix)
SRK: You know now many continents there are?
SRK: No? 7. My kids here know...tell the biggest one.
SRK: Then some other one
Kids: (loud answers)
SRK: You didnt know there are 7?
S: The names yes but not how many
SRK: Your answer is wrong, because Antarctica is the 5th largest. But if Dheirya has the right answer which is Aust....then youre safe. and yes he wrote Aust. Choose your category
S: Class 2 Stories.
SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer. You know too?
S: I think its Sudama
SRK: Think or sure
S: Sure probably.
SRK: When you're sure there is no maybe, but ok. What do you want to do?
You dont have the bachao cheat anymore....but you think its Sudama.
SRK: What do you want to do?
SRK: Why Sudama
S: I didnt know of the others.
SRK: Ok so if you didnt know of them then they cant be the answer...thats the logic.
S: No its not that, I just thought it was Sudama
SRK: Right answer!
SRK: Ive heard that you have this weird talent that you laugh like a crazy person
S: No its not that. That was when I was a kid
SRK: But show us once
S: (Does so)
SRK: ok guys go and come back quickly...sweety is reaching the 2 lakh mark so take a break
SRK: Welcome back! Choose your classmate
SRK: So kids say once for her Dum Laga ke....Zor laga ke...choose your subject
S: Class 1 English
SRK: Anubhav thinks he knows the answer and so do you. Not tues?
SRK: Not sat?
S: No "w" in there
SRK: Einstein wow! What do you want to do?
S: Fix it
SRK: Right answer!
SRK: Moving now towards 5 lakhs. Choose your subject. You have two cheats.
SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it. You know who Rakesh Sharma-ji is?
S: He had gone on the moon.
SRK: Youre related?
SRK: Im telling you that no Indian from India has gone on the moon as yet. So Rakesh -ji didnt go to the moon...
S: But in space.
SRK: You might have an idea
S: I have no idea
SRK: What do you want to do? Want to cheat?
S: He must have said it looked nice, what else?
SRK: Nice and pretty...ok if you think that then fix it...
S: And polluted
S: Ill cheat
SRK: From a kid half your age?
S: Ill hide my face and do it
SRK: hide? taak jhaank or copy?
SRK: You know the answer? Say what you wrote.
Anu: Saare Jahan Se Achcha
SRK: He wrote (repeats)... you know what that is?
S: Hindustan Hamara...
SRK: Yes and thats the right answer!
SRK: Choose another classmate.
SRK: choose a subject
S: class 2 measurement.
SRK: Which months have 30 days?
S: March, May
SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer
S: July, Sept., Nov...
SRK: How are you calculating this?
S: Jan has 31, Feb has 28 or 29, not 30, March...has it, then April has 31, then May has it, then June has 31, July has 30, and Aug has 31, Sept has 30, and Nov has 30 i think.
SRK: Its class 2
S: I think 150
SRK: what do you want to do? you have a cheat also
S: Not dec, or jan, not feb either...i want to go with 150.
SRK: Did anyone show you how to find how many days in the months? Let me ask your sister. You think her answer is right?
Shw: I think its 120
SRK: Ok Sreeparna how did you calculate it?
Sree: I count like this...the ones on top have 31 days and the rest have 30....(knuckle method) so its 120.
SRK: 120 is the right answer, and 150 is wrong sweety. you will leave with 2 lakhs. You feeling bad?
SRK: This means that if youre going for a job, or a competition then you must prepare for it. but you came here and played happily, and i wish you all the best.... and my promise is something you have to fulfill....(does so)
And we still ..... (bell rings)
Uh oh, no more time. We finished for today, but as we saw that Sweety wasnt ready, and that reminded me of something that I want to tell you. When I was working in Circus, I asked the stuntman, you do such dangerous stunts, arent you afraid of falling? He said that more than being afraid of falling, i have faith in my hard work of 10 yrs. If i get afraid that would be an insult of my hard work. Sucess and failure arent too far apart....if you win its great you fall its tragic. So i learnt that success has only one mantra and that is hard work. I hope that when you come here you will come prepared because you can win 5 crores. Kalvida! bye bye!