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Ep 23 translations

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Jun 21, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Im getting a copy of the episode in the evening later...so I should be able to translate tomorrow. Stay Tuned! :thumb:
  2. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You guys know how smart the kids now a days have become. Theyre even better with the homework. If you tell them to study for 1.5 hrs you must see how they spread and utilize that time. The first 15 mins go to find that diary that they cant ever find which has the hw in it. After that they call one of their friends, to find out the homework. 25 mins they bad mouth the teacher that gave them the homework which is so difficult because she doesnt like them. There is tension about it because its homework, so they have to go to the bathroom. So they go there for 10 minutes. So after they come out they say that their stomach is empty so can they eat? I need Energy to study so then we will do the homework. After that you know they dont watch TV because its not allowed while doing homework. But the kids say that at least let me see what Im going to miss. So 10 minutes go to see what theyre missing while they surf the channels. After that the kids come and say that Papa, the teacher hasnt taught us properly, so we cant do this. And for that 15 minutes go by. So the kids say that we're not doing the homework because the teacher hasnt taught it to us. And for the last 20 minutes, making the parents sit at the dining table, they make them do the homework and they just sit there and watch. But see now a days the parents are also very happy, because if they learn something while doing the kids' homework, they will come to the class here and have the chance to win 5 crores. And they will prove that they are smarter than a fifth grader. What do you think kids?

    Kids: Yes!!!!
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Just now I was telling you how the kids do their homework. You guys at home also be prepared because in the breaks Ill be giving you homework but at this time, to do classwork is coming Pragjyoti who has won 5 lakhs already. How do you feel in this class?

    P: Really happy
    SRK: Like the way that you are playing?
    P: Yes for sure
    SRK: Where is mummy? How is Pragjyoti? Give us that sign
    M: (Gives the thumbs up)
    SRK: Every time I ask Mummy about Pragyoti she always says number one. So you have won 5 lakhs. You still have two cheats left. Choose a classmate.
    P: In Bengali, Sreeporna
    SRK: So choose your subject please.
    P: Class 1 Animal Kingdom


    P: I think they can have more in the summer and keep it in the winter. Because bears hibernate. Meaning if they keep sleeping in the winter...
    SRK: According to you hibernate would be to sleep....
    P: Yes
    SRK: In the winter
    P: Yes
    SRK: Then when do they eat more? In the summer or the winter?
    P: In the Summer
    SRK: So does that make this true or false?
    P: False..
    SRK: Sreeparna after lots of thought has given the answer. Its not difficult but she might have felt it to be confusing
    P: Ill go with False
    SRK: Are you sure that bears hibernate? All types of them?
    P: Polar, Grizzly
    SRK: Its a generalization but let's see what Sreeparna has written. She wrote True. And the good news is that if you are wrong, then she can save you. Relax because False is the right answer!
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Youre running towards 20 lakh rs.
    P: Class 5 Indian History


    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer. What do you think?
    P: Its not B because in school I think we had this type of choice or something or maybe I had read it before, Dwyer people used to write, but its not the right answer.
    SRK: So its not B for sure.
    P: Yes, Charles Dyer is not is. I think its Reginald Dyer
    SRK: If its right then 20 lakhs otherwise youll come back to 2 lakh
    P: Ill go with Reginald
    SRK: Youll go with that?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Ok the buzzer is in front of you and your hands are in your hands
    P: Ill fix Reginald Dyer....(pulls back again) Fix
    SRK: Lets see Sreeparna's answer. She has written Reginald. Now if you are wrong she cannot save you. But you will continue to play because its the riht answer!
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You guys at home can also win 1 lakh if you answer the hw question....lets take a tiffin break.

    Welcome Back! We're here with Pragjyoti and she still has two cheats and is two questions away from 1 crore meaning 3 away from 5 crores. So call the last classmate.

    P: Milanjeet
    M: Satsriakal (like saying Namaste)
    P: Satriakal
    SRK: Because you are young let me tell you that you can keep the 20 lakhs if you play wisely. Choose your subject carefully
    P: Personalities


    P: She is from Yugoslavia. She got a calling that she should go to Calcutta which in now my city because Ive lived there for two years that she work for charity. I think its Nirmal Hriday that she started. Its Anges (i cant spell the rest)
    SRK: Milanjeet has now fixed his answer. What do you want to do?
    P: Fix.
    SRK: You think this is right
    P: Yes
    SRK: You know its right?
    P: Yes
    SRK: As much as I scare you, you wont be scared?
    P: Nope
    SRK: So say it once more loudly
    P: (does so)
    SRK: We just needed Anges, so 50 lakh Rs!
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    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: There is so much excitement in this school right now, and nervousness...even Im nervous. Because Pragjyoti has won 50 lakh rs. She still has two cheats. Class 2 world history is now left. Its for 1 crore Rs.


    SRK: Milanjeet thinks that he knows the answer
    P: 7 continents
    SRK: (repeats)
    P: Born in Greece.... I think S. America, N. America, Antarctica, Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe...Its not S. America because i dont remember him going to Venezuela or Brazil,
    SRK: Youre eliminating....good. So its not South America.
    P: North America....US? No. Not Antarctica. Africa, Egypt,....Africa no. Australia No. It might be Asia but he was born in Europe....but he wasnt burried there? How can I say that?
    SRK: Youre going for 1 crore. From what I see youre not sure.
    P: But out of 7 continents its either Asia or Europe.
    SRK: Let me remind you that if youre wrong then you go back to 2 lakhs, or you can leave with the money, or depend on this kid.
    P: Yes
    SRK: Its class 2 question
    P: Yes
    SRK: Im telling you the options not telling you what to do, but the choice is yours
    P: Ill go with asia. I dont know who he lost to, but ill go with asia.
    SRK: Do you think its right?
    P: Its like 50-50
    SRK: You thought Asia or Europe. If you are wrong then only Milanjeet can save you if his answer is right.
    P: I just want to say that I tried my best. I have studied like anything for 4 or 5 days. My mum was telling me to study more and I couldnt. I told her that Im not sure if Im worth 2 laks or not but ill learn the biggest thing in life by coming here.
    SRK: I wont say that hard work isnt right, but sometimes, we dont get the right results. Ill reread the question for you. You said Asia, He died in Babylon, Asia. He was buried somewhere else. Asia is the wrong answer. This is very sad. The only thing that can save her is Milanjeet. Can she leave with 1 crore....we'll find out after the break.
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back. The game is very serious right now....She got the wrong answer and we have to see what Milanjeet wrote....because he might be able to save her. Lets see what the kids wrote...

    Europe can be the right answer. Dheirya wrote Africa, Anubhav wrote Asia which we know is wrong, Sreeparna and Shriya wrote Europe. What do you think?

    P: Im hoping what Milanjeet wrote is right, and I hope he wrote Europe.
    SRK: I hope the same thing because I want you to win 1 crore. Im feeling very bad. Lets see what Milanjeet has written. He wrote Africa...Mummy, she played well. Im feeling really bad about this. The right answer is, Africa!

    (she cries and he kissed her forehead and brings her mother down)

    Congrats to you both! Its really emotional here because many people fulfill their dreams here. (whatever she spoke was in english). We are really happy that you won the 1 crore.

    For the first time we are about to reach a point where I was anxious to get to along with everyone else. We are going to the 5 crore Rs question. Let me explain to you how they chose the category. We will tell you the class, category and the subject. Now you cannot use any cheat. If you see the question then you have to give the answer otherwise you come back down to 2 lakhs. If you want you can see the subject for this.

    P: Yes
    SRK: Show the subject please. general knowledge. now you decide, you have 1 crore. You can go for it or take the 1 crore home....What does 5 crores mean?
    P: I dont even know how many zeros there are
    SRK: in 1 crore there are 7...same with 5. what does the 1 crore mean to you which you have right now?
    P: Ill take my mother on a world tour. I will continue my studies. My existence is because of my mother so i will let her do what she pleases with it.
    SRK: But what will you do personally with it?
    P: Ill use 10 or 12 lakhs for education.
    SRK: Thats it?
    P: Yes
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    P: Ill accept that im not smarter that a fifth grader and ill quit
    SRK: Youll accept and leave? (takes confetti out of her hair) Ma-ji! What do you say?
    M: Yes
    SRK: Huh?
    M: What she has decided now Ill stand by it
    SRK: One last time, want to see the question, or not?
    P: No
    SRK: OK then press the buzzer and fix it...
    P: (does so)
    SRK: Congrats but now you want to see the question?
    P: Yes
    SRK: But before you see the question you have to fulfill the promise first.
    P: (Does so)
    SRK: Now the question.


    P: I dont have a clue...so i took the right decision
    SRK: give the answer?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Challenger point. so learn it from here...

    Take a tiffin break
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back. Ill attempt some Gujarati...Jayanti come on out!

    (dances dandiya with the contestant)

    So what do you do?
    J: My wife makes me disco like that
    SRK: Wife makes you dance?
    J: Yes
    SRK: has she come here?
    J: Yes
    SRK: How does it feel to be here?
    W: Feels great and I feel that god answered my prayers (in Gujarati)
    SRK: We;ll move ahead but i have a promise....(explains) SO kids say Dum laga ke, Zor laga ke...so choose your classmate
    J: Anubhav
    SRK: Lets find out if he is smarter than a fifth grader or not
    J: Class 1 Animal Kingdom
    SRK: Can i keep these? I liked them.... (the dandiya)


    SRK: Anubhav has fixed his answer. Do you know what an anteater is?
    J: Yes it eats ants. I dont know about the teeth. I think it should be true, because they dont need teeth
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    J: True.
    SRK: Youll have to fix it. How to say it in Gujarati?
    J: Paaku Karu
    SRK: (repeats)
    J: Yes
    SRK: OK....
    J: (does so)
    SRK: Right answer!
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    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: SO lets take a break and come back fast ....

    Welcome Back! Before chatting lets choose the next subject.
    J: Class 3 Science


    SRK: Anubhav thinks he knows the right answer
    J: He is enjoying! So actually there is borosilicate in there.
    SRK: Yes you work in a chemical lab so you should know
    J: Yes. Silicate is sand...so Sand.
    SRK: Sand?
    J: Its between sandstone and sand
    SRK: That is a stone and that is sand. what do you think more?
    J: Sand. Fix
    SRK: Not too sure? Tensed?
    J: Nope
    SRK: Its the right answer!
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    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Take those dandiya (they play). So Anubhav goes back and choose another
    J: Sreeparna
    SRK: Choose your subject
    J: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest: and land bound animal is called a "sthalchar" what would you call a water bound animal?)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the right answer.
    J: I know too but want think first
    SRK: Think loudly so i can hear it too
    J: I think its jalchar.
    SRK: But you want to think
    J: a bit...
    SRK: Its not going to cost you
    J: Jalchar
    SRK: Sure?
    J: Paaku karido. (fix)
    SRK: Right answer!


    oh the bell rang, i thought before the end I would learn garbha and go home. if you answer correctly like this ill definitely learn from you. the good news was that the contestant that came before you won 1 crore. She has worked hard, so i decided that i wont talk much today. So what we will do is call her and her mother and with you because i think youre a dance specialist, we will end the show with garba disco!

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