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Ep 22 Translation

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Jun 21, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    Alrighty guys.....here we go :thumb:
     
  2. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (opens with the contestant playing DDLJ tunes)

    SRK: I want such a face, that by looking at it, my heart's every wish, every heartbeat comes to life. That hasnt happened as yet, but i think there is a hidden face in the clouds, that is calling out to me. I dont know when these clouds will move away and that face will come into view and that person will catch my throat and say, Hey Shahrukh I have come to take that 5 crore brdie away! Today in this class, the 20 yrs old Shitanshu from Bhopal, has been waiting for 1 week to play for the money.

    Tell us about yourself. What do you do?
    S: Im a second yr Mechanical Engineering student, Ive been living in Bhopal for 20 yrs...(was born there). And its a pleasure to have meet you here.
    SRK: Thanks and this is a picture of you when you were young but you dont have a guitar but a bottle of milk in your hand.
    S: Why has mom given me milk here?
    SRK: What did you want to drink instead?
    S: I dont know
    SRK: Your mother is here today?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Namaste, what do you think? Shitu will win the 5 crores from here?
    M: See its every mother's desire that her son be at the top so even I wish the same thing for my son.
    SRK: Youre praying for him....
    M: Of course
    SRK: Your mother's prayers are with you and you will definitely win the money from here. Ill explain the rules t you (explains)

    (Bye the way guys the Kid is really cute....in his own way :p )

    SO go ahead and choose a classmate.
    S: Dheirya
    SRK: He will help you so now lets find out if Shitanshu is smarter than a fifth grader! Choose your subject.
    S: Class 2 Hindi

    (quest: According to the Hindi alphabetic order, which of these fruits will be written most last? Tamarind (imli), Guava (Amrud), Mango (aam) )

    S: (says the vowels in order)
    SRK: Say it louder
    S: I know the ABCD. But not the Hindi one.
    SRK: But you were saying something...
    S: A, AA, I, II...so according to that it would be Imli
    SRK: (repeats the question) Which one do you think is first?
    S: Amrud, Aam, then Imli
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    S: Fix Imli
    SRK: Sure?
    S: yes
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose the next subject and Dheirya is there to help you.
    S: Class 2 General Knowledge

    (quest)

    SRK: What do you think?
    S: South Africa
    SRK: You've seen it?
    S: Yes
    SRK: Dheirya also thinks that he knows the answer.
    S: Ill go with South Africa.
    SRK: You want to go with South Africa.
    S: Ill fix it
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    S: Anubhav
    SRK: You are now playing for 50,000 Rs. So go for it
    S: Class 1 English

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer.
    S: I think its C kid.
    SRK: You think its Kid. Sure? You still have the three cheats.
    S: I have read this...
    SRK: Where have you read it?
    S: I read it a few days ago but when I was a kid, my mother taught me that.
    SRK: Mom taught it to you...
    S: Yes she used to ask what are those animals' kids called.
    SRK: You are the most loved in the family?
    S: You can say that. But I have been beat a lot.
    SRK: Who hit you?
    S: Mummy.
    SRK: Mummy hit you? Ok we'll ask her later why.
    S: I was second in my 5th grade class....
    SRK: Will you be hit if you get this wrong?
    S: Hm...Ill go with C, Kid.
    SRK: Ok then Fix it.
    S: Fix
    SRK: Lamb, Calf....
    S: Calf you can call a cow's kid.
    SRK: Only cow's?
    S: No there are many. But I think its Kid.
    SRK: The kid that is here with me also thinks Kid. Right answer!

    Since you are playing so well I think I have found the face that will take the 5 crore Rs with him. Lets find out if he is the one but we will take a tiffin break but for those at home here is your hw question.
     
  5. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome Back! Im also learning the guitar from Shitanshu here. You have a girlfriend?
    S: Nope. Everyone asks me that. But since you have asked, Ill declare that Im single.
    SRK: Say it on TV, maybe youll get one.
    S: I didnt get my type
    SRK: Oh. What is your type?
    S: Undescribable.
    SRK: Undescribable? How will you find her if you cant describe her?
    S: Ill find her.
    SRK: Oh the unknown face amidst the clouds...
    S: Yes just like your films.
    SRK: Oh like in the films...
    S: For sure.
    SRK: Well in reality you are playing very well. Anubhav is here to help you so please choose your subject.
    S: Class 1 social studies

    (quest)

    S: First PM is Jawaharlal Nehru and its 14th Nov, Children's day.
    SRK: Children's day...what do you want to do?
    S: Ill fix it. Ive been celebrating as a kid because we used to get toffees that day
    SRK: Anubhav has also fixed his answer. You used to get toffee that day?
    S: Yes....thats why we went to school. To get the chocolates
    SRK: To get chocolates?
    S: Yes
    SRK: What do you want to do
    S: Fix it. Children's day
    SRK: Im really happy that youre playing with such confidence and all your cheats are still in tact. And this answer is also right!
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: We all lovingly say Uncle Nehru's birthday...But now Anubhav cannot help you anymore.
    S: Shriya
    SRK: How are you feeling Shriya?
    Sh: Good
    SRK: She is my princess and is very sweet
    Sh: Thank you!
    SRK: Ok for 2 lakhs choose your subject
    S: Class 4 computers
    SRK: Let me tell you first that this is the safe zone so if you get this right you will take home minimum 2 lakh rs.

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer. What do you think?
    S: They teach this to the kids this early?
    SRK: Which ever question is here is taken from a class 1 to class 5 textbook
    Yesterday I was teaching my kids and I saw their books and even I thought the same. You are 20 you should remember. Im about double that so...
    S: Monitoring. But after that? I think Ill use my cheat
    SRK: You want to cheat? Youre happy?
    S: Of course its ok.
    SRK: sure we are here to help, so its not cheating.
    S: Definitely
    SRK: Which one?
    S: Taak Jhaank
    SRK: The fix and say it...
    Show Shriya's answer on the board....
    S: Magnetic
    SRK: What do you think?
    S: I thought it was Monitoring
    SRK: Monitoring...she thought Magnetic. But if you are wrong and her answer is right she can save you with Bachao. But if you're both wrong then you will have to leave the class
    S: Ill go with Monitoring and if its wrong then she will save me. Because I dont think it can be anything else.....Ill fix monitoring....No. I think Magnetic is right, but she'll save me so Ill fix Monitoring.
    SRK: Monitoring is the wrong answer. If Magnetic is the right answer then you're safe. Magnetic is the right answer!
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: So you have now used 2 cheats because Bachao came into play. So you will at least win 2 lakhs. So choose your subject
    S: Class 3 Maths

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer.
    S: Infinte?
    SRK: Have you read this anywhere?
    S: Its Logic...but I think its Infinite
    SRK: Think...What do you think? You still have one cheat.
    S: It can either be 1 or Infinite. Rays are confusing....
    SRK: Rays? All the kids here have written the right answer.
    S: Ill fix Infinite
    SRK: I even told you that you had one more cheat. But dont worry because either way you still get 2 lakh rs. What importance does the money hold for you? Will you be happy with 2 lakhs?
    S: A bit yes.
    SRK: A bit?
    S: Yes because its not much today....(in today's time)
    SRK: When I was your age the most I got was 50 rs for work.
    S: I never even got that much til date.
    SRK: Not that til date? So 2 lakhs is a big beginning. But 5 lakhs is more than that because you have the right answer!
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Shriya has helped you for two questions and you have one more cheat left. So choose your classmate
    S: Milanjeet
    SRK: Give me your hand, and you also. We are holding hands here and waiting for you so quickly take a break and come back fast.
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! I have heard that your mother is not well and you want to use this money for her treatment.
    S: Yes. Because in Bhopal it wasnt happening so I will take her abroad
    SRK: By god yes. And what is she suffering from?
    S: She has a Thyroid problem from '93. And no one has been able to go out anywhere....as in a family trip. So that way we'll all have an outing.
    SRK: We will pray that you can use this money for the outing and your treatment. And that you will become what Milanjeet says "changi" -- good.
    Choose your next subject
    S: Class 4 Monument and Places

    (quest)

    SRK: Mili thinks that he knows the answer.
    S: I think its Bijapur. Golgumbus is in Bijapur...so maybe its related.
    SRK: If you are wrong then you will go down from 5 to 2 lakhs. You can leave or use that last cheat, copy.
    S: Patna and Bijapur
    SRK: Not Lucknow?
    S: It can be
    SRK: It can be all three?
    S: I dont know what Milanjeet wrote.
    SRK: You dont know....
    S: Nope
    SRK: If you copy you will know.
    S: But if its wrong Ill get the blame
    SRK: You are the one playing so you should take the blame. Im not playing, it wont be me.
    S: I keep thinking Bijapur
    SRK: If you are totally sure then go for it.
    S: I think it was probably Golghar first then Golgumbus. Ill go with Bijapur.
    SRK: You were playing for 10 laks and you have one cheat. I gave you all the options and you said Bijapur and you fixed it. You didnt think Lucknow?
    S: Nope
    SRK: Not Patna?
    S: Nope
    SRK: Why?
    S: Round.....(gol) Bijapur...
    SRK: Bijapur is round?
    S: Bijapur, round, golgumbus....thats what i thought.
    SRK: Golgumbus is there but not golghar...but let's see what Milanjeet wrote to see if you could have been saved. He wrote Patna and that was the right answer. But you won 2 lakhs, and you played very well.

    He left here winning 2 lakhs. But if he trusted the kids more, he might have won. But we still have time and we are calling Pragjyoti who is 24 yrs old.
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You are very pretty and you came out dancing. I had read on that paper that you have stage fright but it doesnt look like that.
    P: From grade school to college i felt that way even in the debate competitions.
    SRK: For all those people that want to be actors and all, let me tell you that if you take that nervous energy and harness it, you give the best performance ever. So never get rid of that. Gear it towards winning the 5 crores. And I know that you can do it because we have this certificate of yours, standing first in class 5 from 93 to 94.
    P: From 3 to the 10th i was a rank holder.
    SRK: I have some of your medals here, Ill take them out. These are her medals. What do you think? You'll win from here and go? Have you studied?
    P: As much as I could, I even slept the least amount of hrs possible. I did everything i could...
    SRK: Everything?
    P: And the only difference is that then we used to get marks and today 5 crores.
    SRK: We'll pray that you do. So go ahead and choose the first classmate
    P: Dheirya
    SRK: Let see if she is smarter than a fifth grader. choose your subject.
    P: Class 1 General Knowledge

    SRK: Ok she has chosen her subject but for the people at home I wont give you that chance, because Im giving you your hw quest. So let's take a tiffin break.
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back. Pragjyoti had already chosen her subject...

    (quest)

    P: Out Patient Dept. OPD patient, i think its the same because I dont think there is a reason to put an entry in the accounts
    SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer. Dont be nervous.
    P: Its not that..but Im thinking that is OPD now something different?
    SRK: If its wrong then if your classmate's answer is right then he can save you.
    P: Ill go with out patient department.
    SRK: Your tense? I said that if it is wrong then your classmate can save you. Let's see Dheirya's answer. He wrote Out Patient Department, meaning that if you are wrong then he cannot save you as well. But both of you guys are right!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: I heard that you can speaks dialects of different languages
    P: (speaks in South Indian accent)
    SRK: Where are you from?
    P: You have to decide, so how can I say that? (in Bihari type accent)
    SRK: (same accent) So near Bihar, or
    P: Bihar, Kaling and ....
    SRK: Orissa?
    P: Yes
    SRK: Wow so choose your net subject
    P: Class 4 science

    (quest)

    SRK: Dheirya thinks that he knows the answer
    P: Chlorophyll is in the leaves
    SRK: What does it do?
    P: CO2, (etc...) it makes into food that can be stored. Ill go with true....
    SRK: Sure?
    P: Yes
    SRK: (in Bihari accent) In Bihari how will you fix it?
    P: (we'll hit it) Fix
    SRK: Right answer!
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Who has come with you today?
    P: My mother
    SRK: Namaskar, How are you?
    M: Fine
    SRK: You think she is the most smart in your family?
    M: Totally
    SRK: No. 1?
    M: Yes
    SRK: You think she will win 5 crores
    M: What ever she does she gives 100% effort.
    SRK: Mom thinks very highly and depends on you. Im sure you will with hold that. So now Dheirya will go back and rest, and you can choose a new classmate.
    P: Shriya
    SRK: Ok kids, once say Dum laga ke....zor laga ke... so choose your subject.
    P: Class 2 English

    (quest)

    P: If this was Tap, then adding -ing would make it tapping, with a double "p" so its not that...
    SRK: Its tape
    P: Yes so, t-a-p-i-n-g.
    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer. (bihari accent) So what do you think? Its right?
    P: (in bengali) Yes its right, Ill go with it
    SRK: then fix it (in bengali)
    P: Fixed
    SRK: Let me show you what Shriya wrote. T-a-p-e-i-n-g. What do you think now?
    P: T-a-p-i-n-g
    SRK: Shriya made a small mistake but its ok, T-a-p-i-n-g is the right answer!
     
  14. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Choose your subject
    P: Class 3 Measurement
    SRK: But before asking the question...take a tiffin break
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! With me is Pragjyoti who speaks in many dialects and is playing very well. You chose?
    P: Class 3 Measurement...
    SRK: ok then lets see the question

    (quest)

    SRK: Shriya thinks that she knows the answer.
    P: 20 should be 2000 grams. But theyre asking in kilograms.
    SRK: Yes in Kilograms
    P: 1kg = 1000 grms, so 2000 grms makes it 2 kgs
    SRK: What are you gonna do baby?
    P: 2 kg (ill hit it)
    SRK: Ok ji.
    P: fixed
    SRK: Right answer!
     
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    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Shriya was already here for two questions so she will have to go back.
    P: Anubhav come (yesho in bengali)
    Anu: Youre playing well (in bengali)
    P: You also play well (in bengali)
    SRK: You both play well. Youre playing for 2 lakhs which is the safe zone...
    P: Class 4 Social Studies

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer.
    P: In military is the Paramveer Chakra, but this is civilian...
    SRK: Civilian yes...
    P: It should be the Bharat Ratna..even Lataji has gotten one...Ill go with Bharat Ratna.
    SRK: Sure?
    P: (in bengali) i feel its right....
    SRK: Ok...(blabbers something) What do you want to do?
    P: (bengali) Ill hit it
    SRK: You didnt insult me in Bengali na?
    Anu: No! lol. She said Ill hit this.
    P: Fix
    SRK: Mummy, what do you think? (thumbs up) For your daughter you always do that... nice mummy you have. Right answer!
     
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    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: We are now going for the 5 lakh rs. Choose your subject.
    P: Class 3 Indian Geo.

    (quest)

    P: Uttaranchal, Haryana, Rajasthan, Punjab,.... it cant be UP because Uttaranchal used to be the northern side of it...
    SRK: Delhi is pretty tight huh? Im not discouraging you but its from class 3 geo.
    P: Ill taak Jhaank
    SRK: Wants to cheat from a small kid. He wrote U.P. and Haryana.
    P: From New Delhi people go to Ajmer, so it has to be Rajasthan
    SRK: People also go to America
    P: If remembering the map....Punjab isnt near it?
    SRK: It is, but it must touch
    P: Ill go with UP and Haryana.
    SRK: You went with his head...but see you saw the with taping Shriya was wrong...sometimes they kids make mistakes too. In your list Punjab doesnt fit it but Rajasthan.....you played well....and its the right answer!
     
  18. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    (buzzer rings)

    Class our school ends here today. I have my diary here so I remember that when I was a kid I used to like to write poetry. When I was 8 I wrote one about school. Ill tell you that.

    Wearing a white dress
    We all looked so good
    The school looked like a poultry farm and
    We looked like kids of chickens...

    (sounds funnier in Hindi)

    Sometimes I couldnt understand
    the Funda of my teacher
    every day she would make me the chicken
    and give the egg herself.

    :pound:

    And after this poem I got a big long beating with a stick. So everyone Kalvida! :wave:
     

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