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Ep 21 Translations

Discussion in 'KAPPSTH - Translations' started by sonal, Jun 15, 2008.

  1. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Namaste, Salaam and Aadaab. Im Shahrukh Khan...and this is the Airtel VIP Entry Special. Today's special is for those that are the selected few Airtel subscribers, so let me call out, Naresh Saxena.

    You are a founder of a school yourself. What school is it?
    N: Senior Secondary School
    SRK: And your wife is the Principal
    N: She is here...
    SRK: Here today? Namaste, how are you? Youre strict?
    Wife: Yes I have to be.
    SRK: You have to be?
    Wife: Yes because without shouting no one listens.
    SRK: Are you scared of her
    N: A lot
    SRK: we had to settle this first so that he could be relaxed the rest of the time. I say the same thing that Im afraid of my wife regardless if she is the principal or not.
     
  2. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    alright guys, i posted the rest of the SAIF and KAREENA episode, but I started about 3 mins into this one and I have to run out for errands. Depending on how tired I am or what time I get back, Ill translate the rest tonight or tomorrow :thumb:
     
  3. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    hey guys i know i havent finished the translations for this episode... but im doing to the eye specialist today and he will be giving me eye drops that will cause my eyes to be dilated hence messing with my vision...so ill be a bit late in posting this but i shall have it hopefully by tonight...
     
  4. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    hi guys, im having my sister type this for me, i went to the doc and my eyesight is blurry....i had to move the appointment because i was sick in between.... I feel horrible for being so late with the translation but as soon as my head stops hurting from this blurry eyesight, ill have them for you :thumb:
     
  5. Pompula

    Pompula Shahrukh Fan-Girl

    Please sweetie, no need for you to feel more horrible about feeling bad, that's just too much :hug:. As always, we wait patiently and hopefully you'll feel better soon :kiss:

    Thanks for the work you are doing in the benefit of all of us :)
     
  6. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Let me tell you that when today's episode will be finished, there will be no roll over contestant. So whatever amount you finish with when the time is up will be the amount that you will leave with. (explains rules)

    So please choose the classmate to help you.
    N: Taruni (in replacement for Shriya who is not there)
    SRK: Taruni is our new student there. How are you feeling?
    T: Really good
    SRK: Youre happy to be here?
    T: Very
    SRK: So lets find out if Naresh is smarter than a fifth grader. Choose your subject please.
    N: Class 1 Science

    (quest)

    SRK: Taruni thinks that she knows the answer.
    N: True
    SRK: You think its true and you have fixed it. Do you have an idea how the light is made?
    N: (i honestly didnt understand a word he said...and it looked like srk was confused as well)
    SRK: Ok lets ask the kids

    You said true and the kids have written False. Youre answer is wrong. Milanjeet why did you write False?
    M: The 7 colors that are in the rainbow are from the light itself.
    SRK: Yes the 7 colors that are there are made in the light also its there if you were to put it through a prism. The only way that you can be safe is if Taruni has the right answer. Lets see what Taruni has written and she wrote False!
     
  7. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You were tense in the first question huh? I heard that you had another tension and that was that your hair was curly. And they came out. So youre tensed about this
    N: A lot
    SRK: What are you more tense about? The hair or the questions?
    N: The questions
    SRK: The questions....because the hair that is gone is gone but the questions are yet to come. Choose the next subject.
    N: Class 3 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: Taruni thinks that she knows the answer. Have you ever seen sleeping dolphins?
    N: NO
    SRK: Me neither. We think the same. What do you think? If it sleeps it sleeps with one eye open?
    N: Definitely not
    SRK: Think because if one is open the other has to be closed. The girls must be thinking that theyre winking...
    N: I was thinking the same.
    SRK: See dad, that dolphin is hitting on me again. All the fish must be saying that. You have Taak Jhaank and Copy. What do you want to do?
    N: Taruni....
    SRK: Again? You want to do Taak Jhaank or Copy?
    N: Taak Jhaank.
    SRK: Ok fix it and say it.
    N: (Does so)
    SRK: You said it so nicely that we will let you do it. Let's see what Taruni wrote. She wrote True. The choice is yours still. But let me tell you that if you answer wrong then the game ends here for you.
    N: Ill go with Taruni
    SRK: Sure? because she is a small kid at the end of it all.
    N: She is still young, i came with my expiry date.
    SRK: No its not that, you still look young. Right answer!

    Let me also tell you that while sleeping half theyre brain is off and the other half is on...just in case anyone attacks.
    N: ive heard it the first time
    SRK: Me too, Ill tell my kids....and try to sleep with one eye open.

    But you guys take hw break....
     
  8. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back to KAPPSTH. With me is Saxena who has answered two of his questions correctly but also used up two cheats. He had some confusion with the dolphins.
    N: I have never seen them so I will go with you once.
    SRK: Yes. But now please pick another classmate
    N: Sreeparna
    SRK: Choose the next subject
    N: Class 1 English

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer.
    N: Something so difficult?
    SRK: How is it difficult? you chose it. You just have to give the spelling
    Say it louder
    N: (does so)
    SRK: You will go with that spelling?
    N: I think its right.
    SRK: You think its right. You can fix it
    N: ok
    SRK: Sreeparna has the same answer....right answer!
     
  9. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    ok guys.... i need to stop for a bit....my eyes are acting up....dont know whats going on... so ill post the rest later...
     
  10. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    hey guys, im finally back and yes my eyes are ready to watch KAPPSTH :thumb: im so sorry for not being able to post all of the translation on one day... the days are becoming more and more hectic for me because there is loads going on here at home... :eek: so here we go guys.... :D
     
  11. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    N: Now Im feeling bit more alive.
    SRK: Now you feel alive? for 1 lakh rs please choose the next subject.
    N: Class 2 General Knowledge

    (quest)

    SRK: Sreeparna thinks that she knows the answer. Speak louder....
    N: Says some names...
    SRK: Second....we need the name of the second one.
    N: CV Raman (I think thats what he said)
    SRK: What do you want to do?
    N: Final answer
    SRK: Ok see what you want to do. Its your choice to fix it.
    N: (does so)
    SRK: You didnt think Khurana sir? Chandrashekar?
    N: Tagore was first....second chandrashekar....i think he was the third one
    SRK: Ok then lets see what the kids have written. CV Raman....what do you think?
    N: Chandrashekar Venkat Raman
    SRK: Sure? Because there is also Venkatesh
    N: (says it again)
    SRK: But you said CV Raman
    N: But that was short form
    SRK: And it was right!
     
  12. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Now Sreeparna cannot help you anymore.
    N: Anubhav
    SRK: Now youre playing for 2 lakhs. That is your safe zone if you answer correctly. That means that you will at least take home that much.
    N: Class 4 Health and Human Body
    SRK: Ill ask him this question after the break....
     
  13. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back! Im playing with Saxena sir and he chose Health and Human Body so please show him the question

    (quest)

    N: would that include canine?
    SRK: No sir canine are canine.
    N: Only molar
    SRK: Yes but if you want to tell us canine tell us that too. You know the types?
    N: canine are to break and rip apart.
    SRK: If that is so, then what about these? and if you close one eye then?
    N: One thing is there sir, that to see the fish with its one eye closed i will go with you, is the audience ready for that also? This is the first time that I came to Mumbai and my purpose is to see the dolphin with Baadshah Khan
    SRK: I promise that we will go to see it when theyre sleeping because when theyre awake, both of their eyes are open. But I have a small problem. I bathe naked in the sea. So you will have to come with me like that. (DAMN! :D )
    N: Im totally ready
    SRK: And what we will do is, so that the dolphin wont see us naked, we will go the side that its eye is closed. We talked about eyes, now lets do teeth.
    N: ok.
    SRK: So how many molars do humans have. You have copy left to use, and you will at least take home 2 lakhs. What do you want to do?
    N: copy
    SRK: Ok...you will depend on a kid 1/4 your size?
    N: They are the future.
    SRK: Ok dumbo, the future is in your hands (squeezes Anubhav's face)
    N: Ill fix it
    SRK: The right answer is 12. 6 on the bottom jaw and 6 on the top. Now if Anubhav wrote 12 then you will move ahead, otherwise the game ends here. He wrote 12!
     
  14. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: You were saved three times, how does it feel now?
    N: Good. Is there any help line after this?
    SRK: No not anymore. Now its just you and Me. And if that dolphin comes, then that too. Now youre playing for 5 lakh rs. Please choose your subject.
    N: Indian Geo.

    (quest)

    N: Ive never heard of this.
    SRK: Kids say once Dum laga ke, Zor Laga Ke...
    N: you cant give me options like a,b,c
    SRK: Sorry but the only options that i have is that you give the answer or you leave the class with the 2 lakh rs.
    N: If i give an answer i still have the 2 lakhs?
    SRK: Even if you give the wrong answer you have that much, its been locked already.
    N: Brahmaputra.
    SRK: You think that?
    N: Ill fix it
    SRK: Ok sir, Im waiting for you only. You think its right?
    N: It should be. India's longest river.
    SRK: for 5 lakhs you have guessed Brahmaputra.
    N: (babbled something I didnt understand, something to do with Karan Arjun or just Arjun the warrior)
    SRK: Its the right answer!
     
  15. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: My compaq mini is telling me to show you a picture.

    (pic of a dolphin)

    It is the desire of your heart, this is a sleeping dolphin. If you note the left eye, your left, is closed. I would have gone into the water with no clothes, but i thought of you. I fulfilled the desire that you had in Mumbai of seeing the sleeping Dolphin so I did it.
    N: Thank you.
    SRK: You guys at home also fulfill the desire of winning 1 lakh rs by answering this hw question...so please take a hw break.
     
  16. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Welcome back to KAPPSTH
    N: Social Studies
    SRK: Total class 5?
    N: Yup. Ill get confused otherwise

    (quest)

    N: 18 to vote i think...
    SRK: Ok
    N: 21 to...
    SRK: Wink at people? Let me remind you that if you answer wrong then you go home with 2 lakhs but if youre right then 10 lakhs.
    N: I think its 21
    SRK: Sure?
    N: Yes
    SRK: Ok because if you are right then you win 10 lakhs. Otherwise 2 lakhs.
    N: Its ok
    SRK: Or you can take the money and leave
    N: 21 fix it?
    SRK: Your choice
    N: (does so)
    SRK: According to saxena the min age is 21. lets see what the kids have written. they wrote 25. Now what do you think?
    N: the kids are right
    SRK: theyre right you think? sweet and not innocent you, are wrong?
    N: yes
    SRK: it was a fifth grade bk (says the name) from which they got the question and it says that you have to be 25....but you have 2 lakhs which you will lend towards girls education. i wont let you go that easy.....see that reed light? (promise)

    We still have time in our school today so Ill call on the next contestant. 26 yrs, MA in Eco. Vibhor.
     
  17. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    V: I met my inspirational, motivational hero. (touches his feet)
    SRK: What does Vibhor mean?
    V: Very happy which you always are.
    SRK: Im very Vibhor in meeting you. What do you do?
    V: Im studying for Civil Service Exam.
    SRK: What are you interests?
    V: To motivate others.
    SRK: How do you do that?
    V: I tell them that you are infinite. You have no boundaries. (seema)
    SRK: You also tell this to people who have a girlfriend name Seema?
    V: Seema, Reema and Tina get special classes then
    SRK: You have a girlfriend? Are you married?
    V: Nope.
    SRK: Why dont you have a girlfriend?
    V: Well i believe in giving every one love. i dont focus on one person...
    SRK: ok. so i wont tell you the rules except that there will be no roll over contestants....i want you to win the max amount so please choose your student.
    V: Dheirya
    SRK: Lets find out if he is smarter than a fifth grader.
    V: Computers
    SRK: He has chosen computers so lets see if he is able to answer or not. BUt only after a small break
     
  18. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: Thank you for coming back.

    (quest)

    V: Spacebar
    SRK: You are from the very few living beings that have given an answer before my kids have. Right answer!
    Dh: It took a while to write...
    SRK: Yes, you are also very fast and its quicker to say...but its ok.
    V: Class 2 English

    (quest)

    SRK: Now Dheirya has give the answer first.
    V: Corporal
    SRK: You look at the dictionary properly?
    V: Yes
    SRK: Youre smart?
    V: Yes
    SRK: Its the right answer! Dheirya will go back now, I love you Dheira (cute!)
    V: Milanjeet
    SRK: choose your subject
    V: Class 4 Science

    (quest)

    V: Alloy
    SRK: good. Mili also wrote alloy and its the right answer! you still have your cheats and im also enjoying here, so choose your next subject
    V: Class 5 Geo

    (quest)

    SRK: Milanjeet thinks that he knows the answer and has fixed it.
    V: I want to fix Canada
    SRK: Sure? Theyre connected or something?
    V: The islands that are apart of Canada come very close to Greenland. Sure Iceland is an island nation but I think that Canada being with the scattered islands is closer on the north east side
    SRK: have you ever gone there on your ship?
    V: no
    SRK: You know because of the maps?
    V: Yes
    SRK: Right answer! Now choose another classmate
    V: Anubhav
    SRK: Let me remind you that this is an Airtel special and Vibhor has requested that I ask questions fast because there is less time so there is less chit chat. So please choose your subject.
    V: Class 2 Animal Kingdom

    (quest)

    SRK: You have three cheats
    V: I think it does
    SRK: Anubhav is also thinking alot
    V: Its not three hearts. But chambers
    SRK: How many hands?
    V: 8
    SRK: Fingers?
    V: lol they have 8 hands
    SRK: Anubhav gave his answer
    V: Its not three hearts
    SRK: You think so?
    V: False
    SRK: Since you were playing with such speed Ill also tell you quickly that you are wrong. With Anubhav's reaction I think he also wrote false. But if he wrote True then youre save. otherwise the game ends here. Anubhav wrote TRUE!
     
  19. sonal

    sonal SRK's D&G lover!

    SRK: After so much thought! For 5 lakhs...choose your subject
    V: Class 4 Maths

    (quest)

    SRK: Anubhav thinks that he knows the answer
    V: The largest chord... Ill do Taak Jhaank
    SRK: Ok, so fix it.
    V: (does so)
    SRK: Lets see what Anubhav wrote. Diameter
    V: Ill go with it
    SRK: Right answer!

    (buzzer)

    I tried that you get 1 crore... 5 lakhs in 7-8 mins. Ill give you a bonus...so you dont have to say (the promise) in that camera. But say that you will keep loads of people.

    V: (does so)
    SRK: Well done! But since we didnt get to talk we will dance with you on our song.
     
  20. shublee

    shublee ~ShahRukhaholic

    wow man,

    thank u so much for takin the time to translate these episodes!
     

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