Saif Ali Khan opens the show. SAK: Blessings to the children, salaam to the elders, my name is Saif Ali Khan, and Im sure you have heard of it. And today I present, KAPPSTH? From today I am the host of the show. And today Im calling on the first player to the class. He is 42 yrs old, lives in mumbai and likes acting. Please welcome Mr. S.R. Khan. Whats going on? You were going to come alone. SRK: I noticed that you had taken over my show so I took over Kareena. Ill give you a choice, either you take the show or Kareena. SAK: SRK there is no choice yaar, obviously Im going to take the show. SRK: If I say that they are the prettiest couple then I wouldnt be lying, if I said that I have known them for years and they are one of the most talented actors, I wouldnt be lying, and they are here to prove that they are smarter than fifth graders. Saif how do you feel? After coming to a classroom after so many years. SAK: I was drinking coffee with Sarah and she was warning me that these are the types of questions that are there. She asked me one or two and now Im nervous SRK: Now youre nervous? Its ok because even I dont know the answers because we studied this years ago, though they are from the syllabus of 1-class 5. You tell me Kareena, how did you prepare? K: Actually I dont like to read books at all...Ill depend on Saif. SRK: So whatever he says goes. And since he doesnt know anything, the game will go really well. They are both playing for charity. Saif is supporting those that have HIV or AIDS. Kareena is also playing for a charity, so please tell us about it.... K: St. Anthony's Old age home in Bandra. I feel bad for the old people that have to live there because their kids for whatever reasons are not able to take care of them. SRK: So let me explain the rules (explains) and the promise Ok so choose your classmate SRK: Shriya because you are wearing Kareena's favorite color. So if you guys have noticed, all the kids are dressed like Saif and Kareena. So choose your subejct. K: Class 4 maths (quest) SRK: Shriya gave the answer before the question was read. Saif, its purna sankhya. SAK: Yes I met him last week SRK: You meet purna sankhya (whole number). SAK: He is the person that prepares my beetle leaves...is zero a whole number? SRK: You're asking me? SAK: Shriya SRK: She cant tell you either. SAK: Bebo! SRK: She doesnt know either. SAK: Im pretty sure its zero. SRK: hero is saying zero SAK: Yes SRK: What do you say? K: Whatever the hero does SRK: Whatever the hero does ... are you cheating saif? SAK: Im trying but she isnt even looking at me. SRK: Look at him please....but dont scare my kids. SAK: is zero a whole number? SRK: Whoever presses it is responsbile SAK: (fixes it) SRK: You were asking if 0 is a whole number or not. Lets see what the kids have written first. They wrote 0. SAK: Whoohoo. SRK: I never said if they were right or not. SAK: Its ok if they have the same thing then Im ok. SRK: 0 is the right answer!